Story of my life

im just here trying to live life as well as i can. phrases and pictures may or may not be mine....but mostly i dont remember where i got them, there just stuck in my head or on my computer, sorry i cant give more credit than that. hahah o well. c:

[neopiacentral]

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

[its-a-cat-world]

[ghostof]

[havingarockytime]

[lightthefuze-deactivated2026022]

why do guys look so hot when they drive

[2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20]

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

[ffffood]

Source: Lockhart Catering Equipment Young Chefs Survey

[marlodjur]

I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.

[vintage-kisses]

my favourite thing ever is that i once sent a letter attached to a balloon and an old man called Frank replied, and that Christmas he sent me a book

[tiaraless]

[foodfuck]

[simplygossipgirl]

[delectabledelight-blog]

[fortheloveoffall]

☃☸Bloggin in a winter wonderland ☸☃

[tanku-deactivated20120711]

a hilarious joke

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

[faystop-deactivated20130723]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

[lovefrommemyselfandi]

I don't like beer.

I mean. I'd much rather have a glass if rosé or a cocktail. France, you have spoiled me. Mai's c'est la vie

[lovefrommemyselfandi]

K. Just so were clear. When you leave someone for another girl even if you've only just been "talking" I consider that cheating. Cause obviously there was some setting going on there. Also why the fuck would you date someone still in high school??! Were those days really that great for you??? Was our relationship no indication at all that long distance doesn't work for you? I mean we barely lasted a month when I was still in high school. Actually we barely lasted a month now that I'm here. You don't understand why I would leave. Your going to fricken South Africa for six months, how is that any different???? We don't talk. Yeah cause you never respond to me. No shit. No my fault you just don't even try to make it work. Also way to be a champ and let me find out from my best friend. Then find out that other people knew and didn't tell me. Bravo. Bra fucking vo. Good luck with your cheerleader I mean if there was one before me and one after me clearly fat, unathletic, smart and usually not bitchy isn't your type. Classy. I'm not even that fat. This sucks. You suck. Fuck off. Sorry about the rant. Needed to get that out before actually I sent it to him. I'm done now haha

[lovefrommemyselfandi]

Being 18 in Paris is awsome

going to shakespear and co for free cocktails...

relaxing after a stressful day with a bottle of pink wine (that you bought without a question)...

going to a scottish pub with a girl who used to work at a bar in scotland...

man. going back to America is gonna suck haha

[thehairandmakeup]