❛ they gave me a soda and i drank it and then i fell asleep around nine and when i woke up, the house was really dirty and empty. ❜
( @wilotus ) ❤ ’d for a starter !
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@lovegcd
❛ they gave me a soda and i drank it and then i fell asleep around nine and when i woke up, the house was really dirty and empty. ❜
( @wilotus ) ❤ ’d for a starter !
so i’ll be finishing up the starters and getting to any replies tonight while i work on a verse page for lil loverboy here ( i actually might fall asleep soon bc it was a long day @ work & i’m super tired but ―! i’ll be on aim @cu.pid for any of you who want to plot/rp/talk/whatever floats your boats my lil sunbirds )
❛ promise or no promise, i can’t stay here another minute ―! ❜
( @vespheral ) ❤ ’d for a starter !
❛ if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak korean. ❜
( @solxtxry ) ❤ ’d for a starter !
i’m kinda busy today ( surprisingly ) so i’m going to leave this lil starter call here, which i’ll be capping it at 10 for the time being. i’ll also be drafting any replies that’ll need to be done later today.
❛ honestly if i had to pick― and i mean if i really had to pick.. then i would say that aquariums are far more fun than zoos. what about you? ❜
jironeiroi:
@lovegcd
“Not listening to your mom again eh little heart-stealer?” He grins slightly at the deity as he watch him looking for a target.
❛ but of course! i mean, when have i ever truly listened to her? besides, this is part of my duty. ❜
‘ he smites maids’ breasts with unknown - HEAT - , and bids the very gods leave heaven AND dwell on earth in - BORROWED - forms. ’
“Did you just fart?”
source ▶▶ @inseociant ( ‘ status : accepting ’ )
( - 💘 - )
‘ W-what? No—! That wasn’t me! ’
“ They’re basically a bunch of aliens, they’re aliens.”
source ▶▶ @rninjung ( ‘ status : accepting ’ )
( - 💘 - )
‘ Oh― but I thought aliens were those little green people with oblong heads and big black eyes, is that incorrect? ’
open.
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‘ I apologize for what I did, but, please... don’t yell.. ’
Game Grumps Sentence Starters
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“Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.”
“I am constantly erect.”
“ Did you just fart?”
“No, that came from the wall.”
“We’ve breaken several law.”
“What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!”
“It really hurts! Check it! Ooow!”
“It’s how you know that you’re fisting someone.”
“I hate when I’m on my way to work, get sucked into The Void, and, have to spend half an hour at Void Control.”
“I’M READY TO BREED!”
“ They’re basically a bunch of aliens, they’re aliens.”
“Bro I know how to teach aliens, I taught in England.”
“‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’”
“He’s doin’ it… on paw-pose”
“___, sex your flargen! ___, nudge that cheese!”
“___, shut up, I’m being a magic sheep princess!!”
“God, no one get’s tail like jugglers, man.”
“These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’”
“We’re running a clean girl operation here, straight edge cam girls only”
“ Hold on to your tits, everyone. This is happening. “
“ My tits are firmly held on to. “
“___, as I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.”
“Oh man you little tumble weed fuck get back here.”
“When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?”
( why spill blood. )
❛ IF NOT FOR THE PLEASURE OF IT? ❜
colorboard meme: white → erin lee and kim taehyung
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Youth is not coming back…
colorboard meme: black → erin lee and naomi mizuhara
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