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[theconcealedweapon]

[kactusnz]

this is the funniest fucking graffiti I’ve ever seen

[wibblyrlin]

Florence + The Machine via Instagram (x)

[english-history-trip]

Guys. Guys.

The new William the Conqueror BBC flick has PERIOD-ACCURATE TINY HORSES

NO STRUTTING ON FRIESIANS, WE GOT WAR PONIES BAYBEE

[dsmsix]

[penandinkprincess]

THEY HAVE REARRANGED THE OTHER GROCERY STORE I GO TO

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[the-uncanny-dag]

The notes on this post

(by @rydengg)

[moniquill]

[kaijuno]

[mug-of-beans]

OH MY WORD THAT’S BRILLIANT

[thebulletgirl]

[goth-queen]

[jesusislove]

[sergle]

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[tchaikovskaya]

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

[tchaikovskaya]

I mean. Just devastating 😭

[tchaikovskaya]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[condensedvaporwave]

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

[condensedvaporwave]

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

[theprofessional-amateur]

I gotta add this one

[travalicious]

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

[jackdaw-kraai]

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that

[justgotplurbed]

Just realized that while Agatha extended her arms towards Rio to cup her face she stopped walking towards her. Rio is the one who enters her personal space.I think its another muscle memory of their relationship. Whenever Agatha reaches for her, Rio automatically meets her halfway.

[watcherknows]

I can't believe you'd hide this absolute truth in the tags

[thiswildernessismyhome]

I have a scar. No you don't. Yes I do.