love is a banquet

Me and this tumblr in a nutshell: mid 20s. I like music and alcohol and reading. I like dissecting pop culture in my spare time. I have a degree in English. I'm an INFJ. I love cute animals, specifically cats. I'm a huge fan of equality, sex, and sarcasm. I'm an even bigger fan of love (and a currently unsuccessful polyamorist). Okay, so that's more than a nutshell, but I'm allergic to nuts, so it's all good.

[radiophile]

Bob and the deli guy.

[yourbigsisnissi]

"im mostly straight"

[korra]

this episode was so game changing

[kellyangel]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[anythingcomic]

[giirlgerms]

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

[pyramage]

[bethrevis]

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

[andthesunstillrises]

I literally said “I would kill a man in these” as I was scrolling down and then I saw the caption

[loveisabanquet]

I'm still here

I don't remember the last time I was on this tumblr. I've mostly been on my other one—the one I use for writing-related things—and on twitter. I want my other tumblr to have no connection to this one. If you'd like to follow me there, send me a (non-anon) ask and I'll give you the url. If you know me, it's my first and last name dot tumblr dot com. (My twitter handle is also my name.)

We've been in Chicago for about a month and a half and I'm going into my fourth week of grad school. I love being a student again even though grad school is NO JOKE. 

Micah got a job, so that's a load off. He starts on Tuesday.

I love Chicago. 

I have my kitty with me now and I'm happy about that even if she does get hair everywhere literally everywhere.

[thotketraccoon]

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

[christmas420-deactivated2012120]

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda] Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[emmisnotshortforemma]

[micdotcom]

An archive of 13,000 classic concerts from legendary artists just hit YouTube

If you don’t have weekend plans, the 2,000 hours of pristine, classic concert footage just uploaded to YouTube in 13,000 videos is a good place to start.

Music Vault, which is a division of Wolfgang’s Vault (which sells music-related posters, apparel and photography, among other things), has been working on this massive video project for two years, gathering footage from a variety of venues and festivals across the past five decades. It’s an ongoing process, and there are more videos to come, but this first upload has suddenly opened some of the best concerts — historic moments once lost to anyone who wasn’t there — back up to the world. 

Watch more | Follow micdotcom 

[thewhatever]

[believeitornah]

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

[mangakasoldier]

Special D

[casualceremonies]

Rice Frisky

[keys2infinity]

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

[aeternamente]

Cheeri-Os

[cleispress]

I think Special K Bliss can be left alone.

[soyeahso]

I love tumblr so much because it’s like “Here’s a serious essay on gentrification now cleanse your palate with this shirtless man.”

[humansofnewyork]

"I’m 92 years old." “What’s your secret?” “Lots of sex.”

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[draelogor-blog]

with all the force of a great typhoon

[lonelycoast]

[babyanimalzzzz]

How happy is this??? Ugh pups

[noobtheloser]

Cats are a-holes.

[angimoto]