Living The Simple Life

I heard that you've been Having some trouble Finding your place in The world..

[necromantiste]

Credit: IG @oz_rich1

[naranciasmullet]

@queen-slasher l o o k

[ask--creepypasta-blog1]

This isn’t creepypasta related its just gold

[salaveenas-personal-blog]

@villainimagines101

@slasherimagines

I think you two might get a kick out of this

[lovely-kygatheo]

Trying to glow up too.

[toastbutteregg]

find me this guy

[tayswiftownsme-deactivated20201]

when @taylorswift doesn’t notice me

[ozei]

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[hiringdreamers-deactivated20200]

Milk is $15

[captaindeadpoet]

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

[bluesey-182]

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

[sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d]

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

[asymbina]

I think his face is just tentacles.

[kakaphoe]

The blind man has gills.

[of-another-broken-heart]

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

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i wasn’t expecting the dance, this is so cute!!

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

the song is jay park - all i wanna do

[icecream-eaterrr]

What in the hell

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

WHAT

[chickpeabb-deactivated20180117]

Aw

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

[seveneigths]

instead of "Ask me", I want you to tell me your story

Tell me about:

Why you’re single

How’s your relationship going?

What do you dream about at night?

What are you afraid of?

What’s your favorite song?

Tell me about the book you’re reading

A poem or song lyric that won’t leave your head

Tell me about your secret crush

Where would you go if money wasn’t an issue

What’s your deepest wish

Do you believe in magic?

Tell me a ghost story

What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you?

What do you need to get off your chest?

What are you mad about?

What are you excited about?

Are you afraid for the future?

Fill my Ask Box

[weloveshortvideos]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I can’t stop watching this

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

I’m here for the big girl up front

[blkandqueer]

This is my favorite thing right now.

[jeniphyer]

COME THROUGH THICK MAMA IN FRONT!!! 

[wild-love-hood-thoughts-deactiv]

WJEFE IS THE FULL VIDEO I AM HERE FOR THIS ESPECIALLY THE BIG GIRL IN TJE FRONT SLAYING

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

WATCH THIS

[inediblesushi]

bucky’s backpack is full of treasures

[tonys-snark-blog]

[x]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird?

[iamnmbr3]

I love how in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Steve and Bucky are having their dramatic highway battle and the cars in the other lane just keep driving. Like, the regular people in the Marvel Cinematic Universe must be so jaded at this point. Like, “Ho hum. Another Monday. Aw dangit. Looks like they’re at it again. The five o’clock rush is gonna be hell.”

[ribbonsflyingoutthewindow]

Various twitter accounts just like:

So-called superheroes making me late to work again. Are they gonna employ me when I get fired for their incompetence? 🖕

THINK I SAW CAP AMERICA ON HWY 95 BRIDGE 🇺🇸❤️

No one at work believes I was late because I missed my turn due to “enormous bird man.” #cantmakethisshitup

Captain America vs SHIELD secret police have shootout on freeway in DC. What are they not telling us?

Dropped my snack in floorboard bc some metal arm dude flew off this car & into the gd road. Skittles everywhere.

Saw some guy get tossed into oncoming traffic and hit by a penske truck this afternoon. #gross #wasgettinglunch #nevermind 🤢

FUCKING SUPERHEROES BETTER HAVE SOME SUPER FUCKING INSURANCE. CAME OUT OF MEETING. MY CAR IS TOTALED. WTF?!?!

Saw Black Widow on bridge this afternoon. #daymade

Which Avenger has a metal arm? #newfave 💋

Think I saw Cap A out of costume & still fighting shit. Either that or some kids have taken LARPing too far.

Is there an Avengers with wings? Seriously. This is important.

Pray for those caught in #Hwy95 incident. Bus overturned. Potential Avengers situation. 🙏

Ridding the world of evil? What about the evil of making a girl late to her lunch date? Smh

Got bullet holes in my car today, but it also shielded black widow so like thank you ma'am. It’s been an honor.

[missrebeccabarnes-deactivated20]

Okay I already reblogged the original, but this ‘twitter’ post has me crying, so I have to reblog it too. Lmfao!

Which avenger has a metal arm? #new fave

*dead*

[lovely-kygatheo]

Kirk: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

Bones: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle.

[kcggggg]

[jarjarbieber]

[honeyandfreckles]

too bad I’m renting this place, because my little room is absolutely perfect