[unfollowfriday]

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

[artgroupie]

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

[612l-deactivated20180916]

this post just kills you twice huh

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[ayellowbirds]

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

[baby-fish-mouth-deactivated2017]

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

[mwagneto]

reading “Pitbull covers Toto’s Africa for Aquaman soundtrack” put me through the 5 stages of grief in 4 seconds

[dankmemeuniversity]

[make--it--gayer]

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[sweetener]

[fray]

[charlotteandmo]

me: *sees any form of water dwelling animal*

me, even though it’s been literal years: *michael jones voice* fæsh.

[yasakajinjya]

[petitpoulailler]

visual definition of ‘audacity’

[finrays]

That’s just how crabs be.

[riverwindphotography]

[asmrosa-deactivated20170831]

[lordsmaf]

It’s World AIDS Day. Fuck Bush.

[tthumbelina]

when someone thinks you’re cool

[jankybones]

Go ahead and tell me im wrong

[musashi]

THIS IS LITERALLY ASH KETCHUM’S ROOM IT IS THE SECOND SCENE OF SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 OF THE POKEMON ANIME FROM 1997 CAN FAKE NERD BOYS PLEASE GO

[ryttu3k]

Also consider: sports fans.

[34ther]

Pokemon is like if sports and cats were blended into the ultimate all-consuming marketable thing

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

That’s… actually the best explanation of Pokémon I’ve ever seen.

[shimmerthighs]

when you buy 2 things at Sephora and hear your total