I drove all night to tell you
I wish that you would stay
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@wizardmars
I drove all night to tell you
I wish that you would stay
I predictably have a favorite- i love the soup man š²š„ (and the fact that robbie daymond voices him?? amazing) [ID: A digital artwork sketch of Reth from Palia. He is a purple-skinned elf man with brown locs and a headband. He is shirtless and pointing at his face with a sad frown looking off to the side. He has his shirt wrapped around his hips and a soup ladle tucked into the wrap. END ID]
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Hope yall are doing amazing. Here's soup lad.
itās sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mineāan N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said ādamn. never known a woman to chooseā¦practicality over looks.ā
And I just said, āoh. you can go, youāre not getting a drink.ā And he said, āwhat???ā
I said, āsir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.ā
And he was so astonished he didnāt even argue he just turned around and left ššš» it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, sheās the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, āWell, IāM not walking six miles, Michael! Iāll meet you back at the car!ā and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldnāt get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationshipā¦ā¦.
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and heās like āhey. you know what this isā i was like ānah sorryā (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some randoās pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with āheh. you must not read many booksā
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: āheh. you must not want this beer.ā thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm āplease please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorryā believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.
It's also crazy how much more polite people are when they know they are talking to a government employee. Once a week I staff a state "wildlife support" phone line, and very rarely do I ever have a negative interaction, even though MOST of my job is telling people "no we don't perform that service, and there is no agency that does." "no, we can't help that animal, and neither can you, as that is illegal." I tell people "no" up to 30 times per day and I've only had a prickly customer about 3-4 times, and properly yelled at only once. (And if I get yelled at I am allowed to end the conversation.)
Meanwhile, when I worked at PetSmart grooming, I got yelled at MULTIPLE times EVERY day. Over a dog's haircut that I didn't even do.
does anyone know what song is playing in the background of the most recent episode of City Council of Darkness?? Ep9, song starts about 19:00
some super basic sleep clothes for Robby, basically no reason for Jack to be horny⢠about
MY FIRST COLLAB EVER AND IT WAS WITH THE AMAZING @permanent-fire-hazard !!!! She wrote a one shot that goes along with my art! Go read it HERE NOWā„ļø
I feel truely honoured froggys writing is so so GOOD!! Waaaaaa this was so fun! If you donāt leave her lots of love I will be truely mad!
Jack reaction under the cut:
you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet
no offense, but if the pitt was noah wyle's personal pet project designed to aggrandize him and paint him in the best possible light and make his character look awesome and badass and sexy....... have you considered that maybe they would try to make robby more likeable? like, how did you watch fifteen episodes of robby unraveling and lashing out at beloved characters and making obviously poor decisions and your single takeaway was "noah wyle is so vain and wants everyone to love his character" ššššš
the most self-aggrandizing, vain thing noah wyle did was make robby have a romantic past with the supermodel that is heather collins
this is such a fantastic and reassuring response
happy pride month dykes i love you dykes
my first ever oil pastel piece!!
I donāt hate it! Which is more than I anticipated as someone who hates not being perfect the first time I do anything new <3
project hail mary and dark crystal:age of resistance have taught me that I have a thing about puppets who use puppets/ puppet shows as a form of communication. we need more puppets who use puppets!!
āOh noooo Mark found out, we broke containment-ā yeah yeah yeah heās KNOWN, Iām sure. Thatās like, his whole job. Is to be on the internet. The more important question is:
Does Andy Weir know???
havenāt used pastels in 12+ years, but my friend was showing me clips of a short film he was in and I love using his face for practice
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as āmy liegeā would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
*tips muppet* m'namana