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[Ai|over 20|he/they] Shitposter Supreme and sensitive being. My text post/personal tag is "borks" and my art tag is "artheck" but let's be real my blog's otherwise a mess. side image is a sprite from the defunct Tales of Link. 

[loveoftheloveless]

hm yeah good time to post these i think

(also I’m not sure how this username wasn’t taken)

[ghama-gotnothin]

Redrew this scene from the anime.

When I first heard Shoichi call Yusaku out for not being able to approach Aoi thanks to his amazing social skills, that hit me VERY close to home and I was laughing my ass off alone in my room 😭💔

I'd like to think Yusaku was sulking the time when Kusanagi said that and boom,this was born.

I think despite Yusaku being blank and poker-faced,he would atleast show a few expressions like disgust,overwhelmedness and stuff at times when he is around people he knows aren't a threat to him and he doesn't need to build a barrier between them like Shima,Ai,Kusanagi,etc.

I think Yusaku would slip up a few expressions when he's in a situation he isn't familiar with or doesn't know how to handle,by that I don't mean sudden change of tactics by the enemy during duels. In his case I mean anything social like hangouts,or even casual conversations like these where banters often happen. Yusaku would be the perfect victim of banters since despite him being a genius he's still very stupid in real life skills and probably has a lot of embarrassing moments.

So I wouldn't be surprised if Shima just went: "Hey Yusaku remember the time you.." And Yusaku would get all flustered and overwhelmed.

Or if Shoichi went: "Yusaku how many times do I have to tell you to..." insert some basic etiquette and Yusaku sheepishly rubs his neck or smth.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[will-solace3]

What's the stupidest thing you've gotten alterhuman related dysphoria over?

For me it's either my hair not being the "right shade of blonde" or just having tourettes..

[nikiviki]

fun fact!!! i really enjoy ai vrains :)

[loveoftheloveless]

and I’m back with more you didn’t ask for courtesy of a tiny injoke

[inthetags]

Reblog and put something you’re proud of yourself for doing today, in the tags

[loveoftheloveless]

saw a really cute tweet where someone gave their Ai nui cat ears and had to redraw it

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[badassdemonsword]

[zzoupz]

MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

[zzoupz]

already passed sadly! 😭 time to schedule for something next year!

[zzoupz]

MAY YOUR DAY BE YURIFUL ON THIS YURI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞

[doveywovy]

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

[jerboaoa]

couldn't leave this in the tags

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

[oddstruck]

Shopping Trip!

[noblackwomannocry]

I haven't even had the time to start writing about how they act when you make fun of their anime profile pictures or copious consumption of hentai. that picture of the white guy pulling out a katana going "leave the multibillion dollar company alone" but it's "leave the country with a huge child sexual abuse and exploitation problem and its media that reflects this alone." and not even when anyone's critiquing Japan or anything, just when you're making fun of people whose profiles you can take a single glance at and know they treat sexual gratification from lolisho art like it's an olympic sport.

less than a decade ago we had memes about how a non-Japanese person with K-On! avatar on Twitter had a 90% chance of being a male nazi who was proudly attracted to children. we made fun of the ahegao hoodies and Vagina Bones posting.

now you don't even get a chance to think of bidoof's law when you see an open pedophile reblogging nude child art imported from pixiv on their fifth "tumblr murdered me for no reason" new account. completely unprompted, Formerracistwhiteboy McLolilover will start talking about the inherent violence and underlying anti-Japanese sentiment of making fun of a white tumblr user with an anime girl profile picture's exhentai addiction. and you are meant to listen to her insistence that it's actually very discriminatory agaist Japanese people to not like drawn sexualised child images. and you're meant to take her seriously too.

[noblackwomannocry]

does anyone else see the pattern of racism not being a big deal until it's time to discuss one bad thing about any anime at all or the wider industry, and then suddenly a white NEET whose favourite anime has a character that looks like this

becomes an expert in anti-Japanese sentiment to make sure everyone knows that you're actually just racist? it's not just me seeing it happen right