If WWX wrote a book, it would be a twenty volume extremely over the top and surprisingly non-explicit love story where the protagonist falls into a coma twice and the main love interest has to hide from their evil look alike cousin by faking his death in pt. 13. He'd start out writing it "ironically" and then end up getting unexpectedly invested, lose a couple of plotlines in the process and make up for it by adding so many dramatic twists a reveals that no one can keep up. His pen name would either be a pun or something so over the top and ridiculous, everyone immediately recognizes it's him.
If LWJ wrote a book, it would be highly explicit noncon smut under the pen name Wangji. No one would ever even guess it's him.













