Ari

Who I? I think, I sink, and I die. Header: @masseffectcaps

[loverinthesnow]

👽 Ari, she/her, 1988

🖤 mostly video game babes and nostalgia bait, but anything goes

🎧 https://www.last.fm/user/thevampireari

[stingchronicity]

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

[mylordshesacactus]

Do you ever think about what the start of ME1 must have been like for the Council. Like, the human embassy is being annoying so they picked one (1) human to send on a few milk runs to make sure her 100% political appointment wasn’t gonna blow up in their faces. That’s it.

They’re sitting there like “what’s next on the docket. ah yes, the job interview for the diversity hire”

and then she kicks down the door and the first words out of her mouth are “THE REGIONAL MANAGER IS WORKING FOR A CULT OF BILLION-YEAR-OLD MACHINES TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY, THIS WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM”

and everyone acts like YOU’RE being unreasonable for politely reminding her that this is a wendy’s.

[mass-effect-heritage-posts]

Mass Effect heritage post

[stranger-phenomena]

The best part is later that day she comes back with “THIS UNVERIFIED RECORDING A RANDOM STRANGER GAVE ME PROVES THE REGIONAL MANAGER IS WORKING FOR A CULT OF BILLION-YEAR-OLD MACHINES TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY!”

And they’re just like, “damn, she’s right”, and appoint her the new regional manager on the spot without asking a single question.

[control-shift-z]

But it doesn’t end there. The diversity hire’s ship fucking explodes and she dies. Super dead. They checked. “Fragments of the armor she was wearing found charred on the planet surface” kind of dead.

Two years later she strolls into their office, apparently perfectly healthy, and opens with “THE BUG MEN FROM A BLACK HOLE ARE IN ON THE CONSPIRACY AND THEYRE TURNING PEOPLE INTO GOO TO SUMMON SATAN. I LEARNED THIS FROM A DELIRIOUS CHILD. AND THAT IS WHY I JOINED A TERRORIST CELL. ALSO CAN I BE THE REGIONAL MANAGER AGAIN THANKS.”

They let her be the regional manager again. What else were they supposed to do?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[sunday-bug]

[anskapaints]

Getting a likeness is so hard. I felt, I did an ok job with Shads & Wyll, and definitely have to redo Gale, but Astarion here put me through the wringer. I think there's still something wrong with his jaw but overall I am ok with him now.

[swellbythewind]

Dream on

just another dream

commission/Artist：太阳虫

[loverinthesnow]

Healing my soul with an episode of TRL from March 2000.

With commercials.

[domirine]

[mushroommanchanterelle]

@interstellar0range826 @kashi-chan98 @omniblades-and-stars @gammaraydeath

Thinking of y'all <3

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[coldgoldlazarus]

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[camelliagwerm-archive]

Justice does not approve of my obsession with you. He believes you are a distraction.

[loverinthesnow]

Guess I have to cry over old tumblr asks from 2013 and mourn best friends of old.

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[kaliune]

angy togepi

[reginasphalanges]

Lady Gaga as The Countess in AMERICAN HORROR STORY: HOTEL

[ffrodobaggins]

how it feels to listen to float on by modest mouse

[estuschan]

another timeline, I'd give anything to find