[ditzylildyke]

i know this is an nsfw blog but i want to put this out there:

block me if you believe “all lives matter”.

block me if you support, defend, or respect cops.

block me if you believe white privilege isn’t real.

and seriously reconsider your fucking beliefs. “your beiefs” are killing people. complacency is not enough!

[captain-price-returns]

[tallspookylady]

it's simply the funniest thing to ever be written. oh my god

[halfgay-halfboy]

Date idea:

You take out a condom and show me the expiry date: it's before today's date. You tear it properly and I watch you lube up your cock carefully rolling the condom onto it and making sure to squeeze out the air at the tip.

I spread my legs wide for you and rub myself where you can view my cunt. You position yourself between my legs, push your cockhead past my dripping and puffy folds, and thrust to the hilt.

You start fucking me, allowing the barrier between us to become well lubricated with my slick, periodically pulling out enough to check the integrity of our protection. Your thrusts become more insistent, fucking into my cunt deeper and deeper as you stretch me out and I relax--no, submit-- to your onslaught. Your movements with time become more erratic, more beastial; your breath heavier, more labored. You're going to cum.

You push my thighs up and back, pressing them into my chest, my knees are in my armpits. My cunt is as exposed as it could be in this position. Your hips drive forward as far as they can go as your breath hitches and I feel your cock throb inside me. The condom serves its purpose as you release your semen into it. I can feel how warm it is; it's a lot. Your thumb circles my shiny tdick, wet with slick and engorged with arousal. It triggers the muscular walls of my cunt to contract and massage your slightly flaccid cock, which is quickly recovering its blood flow to bring back your erection while you're still inside me. While you're still wearing the used condom full of your cum.

You pull out slightly and grip my thighs that held me in the mating press.

The mating press.

My nervous system starts to panic, and my eyes widen as I realize what's about to happen to me. I am given no chance to protest before you slam your hard cock deep into my cunt once more. Your cockhead reaching my deepest parts and hitting my back walls like a battering ram; it hurts, I've never felt you get this big. The pain brings tears to my eyes, and I find my voice to tell you, "Please slow down, you're hurting me." I watch your lips curl into a sadistic smile as you continue abusing my cunt without regard. This condom isn't going to hold if this keeps up. We put one on because we both knew how risky of a day it was to fuck raw. If you came inside me, I'd for sure get knocked up. I plead with you to pull out and get a new condom. "Please stop, you can't keep fucking me like this! The condom.. it'll break! Your cum will-"

You lean your body forward, pinning me with your weight and clamping a hand over my mouth, hushing me as your cock pistons in and out of my cunt; you're hitting my good spot and I feel the buildup right before the pleasure forces my muscles to bear down and I squirt all over your balls; that were once slapping my asshole with each thrust but now we're pressed against it. The walls of my cunt clench and try to push your cock out and from my position on my back, watching you rape me with my own pussy in my face, it's all I can see: creamy globs are leaking out from around your cock and dripping down my tdick. Your cocks assault has broken the condom. There was nothing standing in the way of your weeks pent-up loads of spunk from claiming me, knocking me up.

Your hand stifles a sob from my mouth as I feel your hips clash with mine; and stay there. You're not even thrusting into me at this point. Your cock, without a condom, is pressed into my cunt as deep as it could ever go, giving it kisses as your roll your hips forward and push your already present load further inside me. You lean in and clamp your teeth into my neck as you pant and shake. This isn't happening, this can't be happening.

And that's when it happened.

You bit down onto my neck even harder, a gravely moan erupting from your teeth as hold yourself inside me; your bare cock twitches, shooting its second load of weeks saved semen deep inside my defensless cunt.

Just when I think it's finally over, you reach down with your hand and rub my oversensitive tdick in circles. I beg for mercy though your fingers on my lips, desperately attempting to hold myself from having an orgasm from you raping me. But you insist, unrelenting, and the circles you trace around my tdick force me to cum around your still penetrating cock, keeping all your semen inside as my insides open up and take in every drop.

[mardy-after-hours]

Princess pouring wax on her knight's chest and putting her seal on the still hot wax. She's telling them how good they're doing and how nice her seal looks on their chest. The knight is just so happy to be here. Just so happy to be hers.

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[hunysckle]

someone should forcibly eat me out and laugh every time my hips buck when their tongue laps against my clit because why am i writhing and moaning after fighting back so hard? huh? did i secretly want it? or do i finally understand that they know what's best for me?

[deactivatedog]

Thinking about fucking someone who's just a bit too tight, who's already gasping and whimpering just from the tip. Listen, I know what it's gonna feel like. I know it'll feel like rape, but you don't understand. There's no other way. You're just. Too. Tight. Too small. I have to be all the way inside, and stop whining about me pulling out. You're so fucking wet, you need me inside this way. I know about this stuff so shut up. Then grabbing them by the throat, their legs spread but shaking, spasming as you force yourself in and tears well up in their eyes. Their arms collapsing underneath them before they raise them to try and stop you. To try and push you away before you ruin their pretty little hole any further. But you're in too deep now. Too deep to stop, too deep to pull out. No way out but through, isn't that what they say? Tighten your grip on their throat and make them take it. Take it all the way, to the base, til your tip is kissing their insides. Making them blubber and curse and cry. Fuck. Just wait til you're bouncing on it.

[urbrotherlover]

Older brothers are often the second mothers of the family. Strict and stern, but still lenient in a way dad never is. They let you stay up late on weekends, or give you their dessert. But they’ll also sit on you and dangle their spit infront of your face when you get too annoying. When mom is tired and stressed and calls for the oldest.

“Get your brother please. I’m tired. I’m so tired.”

Moms are always tired. From tending to the house to tending to her husband. She nurses a cup of coffee and a migraine while her oldest drags the youngest away. Keeps him distracted with video games or a movie he usually wouldn’t be allowed to watch.

And Dad. He pats his oldest on the shoulder. Tell him not give their momma a hard time and to watch out for his little brother. But he’s also gotta watch out for dad. When he comes home drunk and can’t make it up the stairs, or when he breaks down and cries at one in the morning. It’s the big brother who takes his boots off, who helps him onto the couch and tucks him with a blanket. Makes sure he doesn’t stumble into his marital bed and wake up their mother.

The oldest carries all the responsibility. Keeping the house together. And the family. Filling in for every role possible. A mother. A father. A brother.

And sometimes. A wife. It’s the part the youngest doesn’t see. When Dad does manage to make it up the stairs, but not to his own room. Straight to his oldest, his first born. He doesn’t hear the creak of the bed or the way his father pants into his big brothers ear. How he complains about his day while he buries his cock inside him.

“Fuckin…bastards at work. Moved up my god damn deadline. Like I don’t have enough to worry about.”

Big brother doesn’t fight. He doesn’t shove his father away or threaten to tell. His only worry is keeping quiet, not letting his brother hear what’s happening. He placates his dad, keeps him in his bed and away from the others.

“You work hard dad. You’ll get it done. You always do.”

His father sighs, tangling his fingers in his hair. His perfect angel, always comforting him and telling him it’ll be okay. Most days he takes care of his father more than the other way around.

When he cums inside him he presses a kiss to his forehead, hugs him close even though they’re both sticky with sweat and more.

“You’re my good boy. So lucky to have you, bud.”

He stares into the darkness of his room. And thinks maybe he’ll make his brother pancakes for breakfast.

[urbrotherlover]

Little brother who gets excited when he sees big brother coming back with an ice pop. It’s so hot and he’s been complaining all day about it, thinks his big brother is coming to his rescue with a tasty treat.

But really he ends up bent over his big brothers lap crying while a melting popsicle is fucked in and out of his cold cunt. Making a sticky, cool mess between his legs that big brother will be sure to lick up and clean after.

[ruesdeluxe]

[biglibrat]

𝔩𝔦𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔱

[urbrotherlover]

Youngest son is bouncing in the passenger seat. He’s finally, FINALLY, going on a camping trip with dad. It’s always dad and his older brother, he’s never allowed to tag along. But now dad’s taking him and his dumb big brother gets to stay home! He’s so excited he doesn’t think anything of it when dad keeps a hand on his thigh the whole time.

He does think it’s weird dad only brought one big sleeping bag.

“Kid, we’re men. It’s fine. Me and your brother share all the time.”

That shuts him up. He doesn’t want to complain, doesn’t want dad to regret bringing him instead.

But then dad’s hands are sliding under his shirt and down his underwear. He squirms and whines when dad presses a finger inside him.

“Dad…what are you doing?”

“Shhhh. Me and your brother do this all the time too.” He starts sweet, cooing comforts. But as his son struggles more he gets rougher, pins him face down and slams his cock inside him. “Quit it you brat! Your brother doesn’t fucking whine like this, he’s a good boy. He takes dad’s cock and he doesn’t complain. Maybe I should’ve brought him instead.”

That gets him to stop fighting so much. He starts to go limp. He doesn’t want his dad to favor his big brother, he can do all the things he can! He can, really! It still hurts, and he’s still crying, but he’s not struggling anymore. He spreads his legs wider, whimpering at the burn inside him.

“Good boy. That’s my boy. Just take dad’s cock, you’re doing so fucking good. Keep this up and you’ll be the one coming on these trips more often.”

[urbrotherlover]

A rough dad suggestion, what if hes getting worked over by his boss at work, and takes it out on his gay son?

-@bunnybeatings

Dad who gets bossed around at work, made to feel like less than. So when he gets home he’s extra rough on his son, always hounding him about something, his room or dishes in the sink or not putting gas in the car.

“Fucks sake! Will you go to hell, old man?!”

That snaps him. He won’t be disrespected in his own fucking house. He punches his son in the face sending him flying. While his boy is busy trying to straighten out his vision his dad is already undoing his belt buckle and dropping his jeans to the floor. He pulls his son up by his hair, slapping his cock against his cheek.

“Open your fucking mouth. And look at me. You’re gonna learn some fucking respect.”

[bloodiemaria]

Would you rather?

Be put in a Saw trap

Get Skinamarinked

Get Babadooked

Be in a Final Destination situation

Voting ended onFeb 2, 2025

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[dollykittens]

your dad seducing your college roommate on move in day. showing up at your dorm mosts nights and fucking your roommate while you're trying to sleep in the same room. hearing your dad's groans, the sounds of his cock fucking her and how hard he makes her orgasm. feeling funny when your dad gives you a kiss in the morning before he goes, thinking all about how he made your roommate moan.

hooking up with your roommate while you're drunk at a party. going back to your dorm and eating her out, making the same noises you're daddy got out of her. licking the same cunt your dad has been inside.

your dad finding out your roommate cheated and getting so angry with her, you step in and confess. daddy forcing the two of you to kiss, convincing you both its the only way to make it up to him. daddy watching the two of you while he strokes his cock. he pushes your roommate to the bed, spreading her legs apart and demanding you sit on her face.

daddy watching your body grind on his young gf's face as he fucks her. reaching out and gripping your face, leaning in to kiss you as he's buried deep inside her. daddy holding your face and talking you through your orgasm, coming all over your roommates tongue while daddy comes deep inside her.

eating daddy's cum out of your roommates cunt while he watches. your roommate moaning, telling you all about how she's going to be your new mommy. that when you're done you're getting on your knees for daddy, sucking him off until he's nice and hard to fuck your cunt. hardly being able to catch your breath after your new mommy cums on your tongue, as daddy grabs your head and shoves his cock in your face.

daddy groaning as you suck until he's hard again. he tells you all about how he knew, how he and your new mommy both knew you were listening and watching. that they both got off on it. that daddy could hear your little moans and whimpers as you touched yourself under the blankets. how cute they both thought it was that you thought you were being so quiet. daddy picking you up and bending you over, sinking the cock you've been fantasizing about inside of you while your new mommy watches proudly

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[shademazee]

no, this is absolutely something that happens with stimulants and i've seen it firsthand, and it makes it harder for people with actual adhd to get the treatment that works best for us. we're not actually helping either patients or ppl with substance abuse problems by downplaying that this happens with controlled substances. same applies to benzos and opioids. this isn't even speculation it's well documented.

[sapphling]

i also have "actual ADHD," your difficulty in accessing the meds you need is entirely caused by medical gatekeeping and by manufacturing limits that stem from the "war on drugs" and hostility towards the very addicts you disdain. you are not better than others

[dollykittens]

your granddad calling you over to sit in his lap when you're still a teenager. you feel weird about it, you barely know the man. he had kicked your mom out when she got pregnant with you as a teen and it was only recently he'd reached out to you, inviting you and your mom to a family get together for the first time in your life. you were surprised when he answered the door. you never grew up with grandparents, but in your mind he should have looked so much older. it even crossed your mind for a brief moment that he was handsome, even though he was going grey at the temples.

you obey, walking over and sitting on his lap, even though you get a funny feeling in your tummy when he wraps his hands around your waist. it's long after dinner and you can smell the alcohol on his breath as you listen to the faint voices of the rest of your family on the other side of his large house. you hadn't realized just how well off your mom's family was, it was always just the two of you trying to make ends meet. his expensive clothing and home and furniture start to make you a bit nervous, your heart raises thinking about just how much power your own granddad has. the idea that it could all be shared with you.

"you've grown into such a beautiful girl," he whispers in your ear, "you look so much more... mature than your mother did when she was your age." you can't help but giggle, his deep voice causing you to blush.

"it's been so long since i had a pretty young thing in my lap," his hands trail down your bare thighs, teasing along the hem of your little summer dress. "an old man like me isn't turning heads like i did back when i was young."

"but you're still so handsome!" you exclaim naively. "i don't think you're old!"

he laughs, his nose brushing against your ear as he breathes you in. "be a good girl for me, sweetheart. do that for me and i'll take care of you. you'll do that for me, won't you?" your eyes widen, but you nod, pressing your lips together as his hand moves up to squeeze your waist, his other trailing up to cup your breast.

you press your thighs together as he slips your dress down, exposing your breasts. his big, rough hands grope your breasts, tease and flick over your nipples. you throw your head back against his shoulder as the old man introduces you to new pleasures. he praises you, telling you how good you're being for him. how safe you are in his hands, that if you stay just like this, he'll give you whatever you'd like.

he grabs you by one hip and encourages you to grind down on his lap. you're blushing all over feeling how big your own grandad feels against your ass. he pulls your panties to the side, circling his fingers around your clit until you're whining for him. he teases one finger inside you, alternating between teasing your clit and fingering your hole. you blush as he praises how tight you are, that he knew you were still just a sweet, innocent little thing. that you're so good for saving yourself. grandad holding your mouth closed as you cum hard around his finger.

he spins you around so you're straddling his lap and kisses you as you come down from your orgasm. he gives you a moment to catch your breath before he's zipping his pants, taking his big cock out. you look at him in panic, telling him you've never done this before, that you think he's too big. he just laughs, shushing you and takes your hands, telling you to just touch him. that he'll teach you what to do. brushing your fingers along his cock, squeezing the head, licking your palm and pumping it. grandad muttering curses between telling you how good you're doing as he turns his attention back to groping your breasts.

eventually gaining confidence, pumping his cock with both your spit slick hands, bouncing on his thigh while sits back and watches you. while he tells you all about how he's going to change your life. how you're his girl now. grandad grabbing the back of your neck and kissing you hard as he cums all over your fingers.

[hzlj-xoxo-deactivated20241109]

i need a sadist who likes to work the plug into my ass slowly, pushing hard, fighting the resistance my tight little hole gives them. just pumping it in nd out, getting it in a little bit at a time, feeling me open up for you. stopping at the widest, most painful point, just to tease me about how big my hole is and how much it hurts. make me beg them to force it all inside, so i can have relief - popping it in, sighing, feeling my ass swallow it down to the stem - just to have them pull it out and pop it back in again, over and over, fucking my tight little ring and telling me to act like i like it 🖤

[yourneedylilpup]

i’m not a masochist i swear but 😵‍💫