I might go into a rant about how Collateral (2004) is a fucking amazing movie that has probably one of the best characters in Max and the perfect shadow in Vincent and im also like they need to fuck what an eletrifying dynamic
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I might go into a rant about how Collateral (2004) is a fucking amazing movie that has probably one of the best characters in Max and the perfect shadow in Vincent and im also like they need to fuck what an eletrifying dynamic
mr cruise if you channel ur inner darkness into more villain roles i will give you the rest of the operating thetan levels that l ron hubbard revealed to me via ouija board
forever in awe of the "yo homey is that my briefcase" scene from collateral. God bless michael mann and tom cruise, inshallah Hollywood will make movies for adults again one day
COLLATERAL (2004) dir. Michael Mann
When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road
You promise not to tell anybody right
Yeah yeah I promise
Get in the fucking car
i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands
if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small
#my favorite bit is when i wear my wrist braces in public and someone asks if I got hurt#and I tell them something patently insane #'I got into a Kung Fu Battle with the local canada geese' insane #and realizing that We Are Playing A Game #they will Yes And me #'Oh yeah they've been taking lessons from the squirrels' they nod #and within two minutes the lady cutting my fabric at the quilt store and I have a whole bit about the urban animals all being in rival dojo #The grandma behind me chimes in that the fat raccoons under her porch must be doing Sumo
for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:
i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver
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Never stop hating
scientology holding sexuality confessions over the heads of their celebrity members is so last century like if it came out that tom cruise was having methed up orgies with gay porn stars i'm pretty sure it wouldn't hurt his career at all people on twitter would just be like yas queen werq and then preorder tickets to mi9
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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”