The Freudian Nip

I Shitpost About Vampires and Attachment Theory

[nightislandofficial]

EVERY FILM, REGARDLESS OF MERIT, EVER MADE.

[littlesmartart]

Armand looks at his life. Armand looks at his choices. you brought this on yourself my dude.

[xhartbigx]

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

[duskybatfishgirl]

(gif) yup. not even in the same ballpark as 20.

[thememacat]

Even my kids are way over 20!

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

[theleftpill]

I *started* reading fanfiction at 46.

[bluebellofbakerstreet]

I started at 50.

[mcgregorswench]

[bit-of-a-timelord]

Hahaha… Hahaha I’m 31.

[ironstrangle]

Turning 31 this week babes.

[cywscross]

i am almost a decade past 20 lmao

[araceil]

Most of us are over twenty sweets. Who’d ya think is making these websites because it definitely isn’t teenagers.

[classlesstulip]

I’m just a 🎼32-year old la-dyyyyyyy🎼 who’s been writing for longer than some of you shits been alive

[lovethefreudianslip]

29 here, and I have a fic called “Stultus Montis” that is coming out of a months-long hiatus very, very soon!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20737499/chapters/49269674

[luxdralthearcana]

TEA TIME !!!!

(Don’t let the chaotic team approach your tea, it will be a disaster)

[vesuvia-in-flames]

Guys I’m living for this stupid ass meme

[lovethefreudianslip]

I’ve had shits more satisfying than what I just watched.

[lovethefreudianslip]

louis in IWTV: ...and that's my life story. i hope it serves as a warning against the horrors of immortality and dissuades you from seeking it out

me, hanging out in a cemetery at 3AM wearing a v-neck: wait what

[sazandorable]

btw go and chibify yourself, it’s so cute

azasona

actual aza

[tallwife]

[bipirate]

[mothdogs]

[guam-deactivated20240602]

[omegaverse]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[jinxedeyes]

[centralsaints]

[witchy--mama]

[lovethefreudianslip]

[lovethefreudianslip]

Vampire Chronicles Characters as Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) Characters

Lestat:

Armand:

Bonus:

Marius:

Bonus:

[lovethefreudianslip]

Is this Lestat?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

[frosty-rain]

[its-ness-ness]

Vampire Chronicles - Tag Yourself

Because boy do I love dragging my kids to actual hell and back And because I haven’t seen enough of these around yet

I’m not sorry  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[immortal-idiots-universe]

The entirety of IWTV

-👑

[high-fructose-lesbianism]

The Vampire Chronicles + ao3 tags part 1

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

Lestat @everyone: 

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[lovethefreudianslip]

Absolute truth.

[johntorrington]

I love going through vampire chronicles blogs because I stopped reading after book five and they just go off the shits from there apparently

[thevampchronicles]

this post just called us out so hard you guys .

[lovethefreudianslip]

I like to think of the VC series as kind of like an episode of Family Guy.

It starts of relatively normal (as normal as VC gets, anyway) and then BOOM, space birds. I love this series so much.