Did you forget that Hell is forever?

he/him, 30 something faggot. Personal blog that's mostly Vampire Chronicles and Hellaverse My space is not friendly for radqueer, transid, MOGAI identities. I block all day every day. Not interested in anti bullshit, Devils Minion shipping, anything Hellaverse critical.

[bitter-limelight]

[unpeeled-human]

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

[library-bat-girl-deactivated202]

You'd think "oh, well they're rich dipshits with no training who pulled a Stockton Rush, IE: did something everyone told them not to and then died" but nope, 90% of cave diving stories are like "Johnny Wetsuit had 5000 hours diving experience, a doctorate in Cave Diveology from the most prestigious university in the world, was trained to swim by literal navy seals, was part dolphin and had the power of echo-location, God himself contacted him to let him know the conditions in Drowning Idiot Cave were going to be perfectly safe for cave diving, so he went Cave Diving, made one tiny mistake, and then he got stuck and drowned to death."

[liiionhearted]

ok but there’s a reason cave diving signs go so hard

[beardedmrbean]

My brother used to do SCUBA stuff and apparently there's spots in places like Lake Tahoe where there's just bodies that haven't been recovered because the people that could go and get them know better than to go diving in the parts of the lake where the bodies are.

[mirandakat]

Gabrielle [long sketch]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"IMG_1783 - DUSTDAY IN LAUNDRY2 (23 SEPTEMBER, 2009)" (2009), MEZ

[missbliss12]

Healing is messy, but so is love. Who else is excited for Helluva Boss Season 3?

[adel1na-art]

"A Lonely Bird in a Golden Cage with His Broken Light, and the Weight of a Golden Chain"

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[labaccidentwaitingtohappen]

Some House of Asmodeus~

I finally had some time to draw again this weekend

[helluvaholly]

A message from Stolas ✨️

[drama-glob]

Fizz and Ozzie continue to be my favorite ship in the Hellaverse and it's easy to see why with how sweet, vulnerable and silly they are when they're together, to say nothing about how much they clearly love each other and would do anything to make the other happy. ^_^<3<3<3 I'm so happy with the Pride merch we got of them this year and they are just too adorable I swear!!! ^_^<3<3<3 I miss them SOOOO much and I hope we won't have to wait long in Season 3 to see them again, but I'm glad for all the fan art and fan fiction to help hold me over in the meantime. ;) <3<3<3<3<3

[adel1na-art]

Am I bad for thinking the bird looks beautiful when he’s desperate and crying? 🙈💕

[noblefemme]

Poor little bird prince

(I made this a year ago, thought of posting it here)

[armands-airpods]

anne rice sitting proper big smile

as I threatened (I mean you gotta admit this is her energy)

[vivziepoparchives]

Oops backgrounds posted to glitteronin's twitter. instagram, and website September 9, 2023.

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[vivziepoparchives]

Stolas pride art for prints and playmats available via Shark Robot June 1, 2026. Art by Gaby.

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[lamorchemoveilsoleelaltrestelle]

Mia Wasikowska in Crimson Peak (2015)

[vamplire]

crying