{I'm not here anymore}

I DO NOT USE THIS BLOG ANYMORE. MY NEW BLOG IS lil-loveusbugus. Hello friend! Thanks for stopping by! My name is Kristiana (pronounced kriss-tee-AH-nuh), but you can call me Kristy for short, if you feel so inclined. I am a nineteen-year-old, self-proclaimed scream queen with the mouth of a sailor and terrible social skills that takes residence in Ohio of the good ol' US of A. I'm an unabashed lover of cartoons, movies, books, music, sex, and cheesy puns. Hopefully you are too and decide to tag along. If you have any questions about/ for me, don't be afraid to ask! Instagram: loveusbugus deviantART: loveusbugus Skype: Ask me privately Facebook: Ask me privately Twitter: n/a Snapchat: loveusbugus Vine: loveusbugus YouTube: loveusbugus

[loveusboogus]

Last entry from this blog

i have changed names on this website and made a new blog entirely.  Felt like starting over.  go follow lil-loveusbugus if you so desire to.  but this blog will be inactive until further notice.  i will still be using the loveusbugus tag and everything so any changes won’t be major.

see ya at my new blog.

[loveusboogus]

Last entry from this blog

i have changed names on this website and made a new blog entirely.  Felt like starting over.  go follow lil-loveusbugus if you so desire to.  but this blog will be inactive until further notice.  i will still be using the loveusbugus tag and everything so any changes won’t be major.

see ya at my new blog.

[loveusboogus]

Got bored at work and decided to practice the characters I learned in my Japanese class on Monday. I managed to do all of them from memory in the correct stroke order. Go me. #college #japanese

[kyleehenke]

badpearl​ submitted: 

I can’t believe this

oh my GOD

[invertedgender]

Imagine if we treated girls like dogs and cats. Only the best, nicest-looking and well-mannered ones would be allowed to breed and the rest would be spayed!

[wandering-tangents]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT FIRST OF ALL, WOMEN ARE NOT PETS. THEY ARE NOT ANIMALS. YOU HAVE NO SAY OVER ANYTHING THEY DO, LEAST OF ALL THEIR HEALTH CARE DECISIONS, YOU DICK-FACED SHIT WEASEL. TWO, BY WHOSE STANDARD WOULD WE IMPLEMENT THIS ABSURD RULE? YOURS?! I VALUE YOUR OPINION LESS THAN A RACIST SOUTHERN CONFEDERATE YOU ARROGANT POTATO-BRAINED SCUMBAG. HOW ABOUT WE FLIP THIS AROUND? HOW ABOUT WE TREAT MEN THE WAY WE TREAT DOGS? IF IT CAN’T CONTROL ITSELF AND STOP HUMPING EVERYTHING, WE CUT IT’S BALLS OFF. IF IT SO MUCH AS TOUCHES SOMEONE, WE KILL IT. SOUNDS FAIR TO ME, SINCE WE’RE LITERALLY TREATING AN ENTIRE GENDER LIKE ANIMALS. DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE BALLS WITH THE BIGGEST GUN YOU OVER-COMPENSATE WITH SO THE GENE POOL CAN BE SPARED FROM YOUR SCUMBAG OFFSPRING YOU SEWAGE-DWELLING TROGLODYTE.

[blackmarketsnail-deactivated201]

>how about we flip this around?

I’m in pain laughing at this beautiful irony.

[deathanddeers-deactivated202108]

This is perfect.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

(For those who don’t know, inverted gender takes texts posts from tumblr aimed at men or women and flips the gender.)

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

> how about we flip this around

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

Holy crap. “Post not found.” Of course bwahahah

[lezgem-deactivated20160104]

“coming out kinky” versus “coming out atheist”

fight

[breastforce]

Challenger Approaching: comming out as Brony

[37q-archive]

[nateinccomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Nate Inc.

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

the incredibles 2

cars 3

[pinkiepony]

[blazeberg]

I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

[katwithopinions-deactivated2016]

This is the type of feminism I support

[likesunthroughrain-deactivated2]

My daughter mentioned once wanting to be like barbie after watching life in the dream house on Netflix. She said barbie does everything so she could too. Never once did she mention Barbie’s figure.

[karmaphone]

rnythicbitch

[goofnuggetkarlaa]

just a bit to add to this, the vice president of barbie’s design even said

“Barbie’s body was never designed to be realistic. She was designed for girls to easily dress and undress.”

thats the only reason why she looks the way she does

[theraphosidaeicalcoleoptera]

20 minutes into yugioh and chill and he gives you this look

[lillyloves-23]

I really don’t get it,

Like, nobody here likes Chris brown, But we’re chill with nicki minaj.

Now she just worked with Robin Thicke who Miley Cyrus is awful for working with, Because robin is Satan,

But are we still going to be okay with Nicki Minaj????

[one-big-hassle]

Apparently she is nicki minaj she can do no wrong

[shinden9]

She can also objectify women, have a limited standard of beauty, be a racist, be childish, call women “bitches” and “stupid hoes” and “thots” and all of this is fine because she’s some sort of Tumblr deity.

[str0beflashlite-deactivated2021]

Nerd: Name one better anime than Attack on Titan

Me:

Nerd: holy shit

[vgjunk]

I’ve seen a lot of GIFs from the Smash Bros Nintendo Direct this morning but none of my favourite bit, so here it is - King Dedede’s slightly mad-eyed stare as he charges up his hammer.

[storm-tornado-archive]

OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS

IT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIE

BY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY

PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS

[explorersofsky]

i love that we’re at the point that someone can say “if you vote for deez nuts you’re throwing your vote away, please don’t actually vote for deez nuts” and it’s like… a real situation we’re in here in 2015

[metallic-archaea]

remember when people on this site said Eeyore had clinical depression 

[sandandglass]

At Midnight, August 19, 2015

[jeza-red]

This

This is how it works

[krudman]

more like, are you SQUIDDING me

[krudman]

this gif is messing me up:

[camiisade]

[krudman]

[psychoticdreamer-deactivated202]

He can’t just be bending over?

[krudman]