Hey. At least I tag my NSFW

Adrian/21/Michigan He/Him

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i cant believe people are still reblogging this. truly she lives on in the spoon

[thej0ry]

Ever wonder why fast food places have either Pepsi or coke? It's because if you ate McDonald's and drank Pepsi or ate taco bell and drank coke, you'd die.

[thej0ry]

You heard it here first folks. Confirmation and the science behind it.

[space-is-out-there]

It’s because some places like Taco Bell and KFC are owned by the same parent company which also owns Pepsi

[thej0ry]

No its actually because the chemicals in taco bell and kfc dont pair well with the chemicals in coke. The pairing causes a chain reaction in your brain that synthesizes cyanide, killing you faster than you can say One soft taco with a side of mashed potatoes please.

[tikkety-tok]

This is so cute 😭

[bouncyirwin]

Loving their energy

[minionresearch]

[roxbot]

[minionresearch]

[etchif]

[lesbianchemicalplant]

[boyphobic]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[moonwatcher13]

As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.

Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.

PE didnt do jack shit, they just said "go run a mile" so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I'm amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.

I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.

[elle-eedee]

[squareallworthy]

[pastel-papercut]

[artdeath]

every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a lil part of my soul evaporates

[weapons-grade-spork]

RUN YOU FOOL THAT IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

[maybemoonbeams]

[meme-loving-stuck]

NEVER HAS HOMESTUCK BEEN SO UNEXPECTEDLY RELEVANT

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

come get your boy he’s commenting ‘hhhh’ on peoples shit like some kind of asthmatic

[dyken]

doodled these

words by Danusha Lameris “Feeding The Worms”

[thegenderal]

Someone break into hollywood hq and steal all their waxing supplies if men dont start having arm hair in movies again soon im going to start egging houses

[zeitprinz-deactivated20220906]

What about women 🤨

[thegenderal]

I’m a gay man and i’m horny. This aint about misogyny and racism and body policing thats for another post with important political points. this is about wanting to gnaw on mark ruffalo’s forearms like a rottweiler with some rawhide.

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[myseri]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MOUSE ARMOUR

[joshpeck]

mouse anemone

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Mouse condo, previously owned by Venus Williams, desirable neighborhood, available immediately.

[jadorexjaii]

That's so cute 😭😭

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Some of the highlights of that video include:

The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing

So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do

The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)

How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”

Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

[aces-to-apples]

Only days before my state went into lockdown, “Bohemian Rhapsody” came on in the restaurant kitchen I’d just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.

[zohbugg]

[solitarelee]

[unclefather]

miss the days when i could just go out and do this

[sugluvgalaxy]

I stepped on someone doing this

[sugluvgalaxy]

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.