Robots and Nerds

Cecilia-19-exhausted college student- bi af

[happifying-things]

Nobody move…

[guiltyidealist]

[nombreninguno]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[anthropophagiie]

This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.

[pissedoffpineapple]

its little floPPY EARS

[woodedhills]

when you’ve been walking thru the jungle 4 an hour and u still haven’t found any cats

[hydro-homies]

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[shencomix]

[roman-sunshine]

[hall0weenqueen]

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[killowave]

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[bellossom]

It would appear that the translations are somewhat different

[theearlofsandwich]

Trickey bastard babby

[thirsty4villains]

I’m still upset that in ragnarok they went with hela being thor and loki’s older sister rather than loki’s daughter. I wanted to see the look on thor’s face when loki said “yeah, she’s my kid… oh shit, hey fenrir! Wow you’re so big now!”

Thor: “What is that like… your dog I didn’t know about?”

Loki: “no that’s my son”

Thor: “your what”

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet