Maximum Derek!

Jordi, 24, she/her bisexual misandrist traveling from the library in Hawkins to the library in Pawnee on the back of a majestic badgermole

[nightofthecreeps]

[kaijuno]

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

[christianborle]

[empressofkalumina]

Kristen Stewart really out here living my lesbian fantasy.

[sm0l-bun]

if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck 

[powerjock]

gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside

[whitepeopletwitter]

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read

[wolfwhovian]

I have to hear this song nonstop while I’m working and this makes it so much better

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

Jjfjehhdhehe

[capturetheatre]

She Loves Me the musical

Scenic Design: David Rockwell

[babyanimalgifs]

The King of the house 

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[hoenngarbage]

I love lesbians woxjebaixiwozufjwiixkcod

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[phage-necro]

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

[adulthoodisokay]

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[justcatposts]

Trying to impress cats and failing is universal 

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[anomalousdata]

It’s extremely important that I tell you all that this seal is doing the ‘banana pose,’ something seals do when they are feeling particularly happy and relaxed. This seal, looking directly at the cat, is absolutely overwhelmed with Good Vibes, something we can all related to.

[nellieblybitches]

found this meme on my desktop. last time i opened it was dated to 4 AM the same day i came out to my therapist.

why did i repress making this

[pk-kenzie]

[foquinhes]

[lisaminnci]

Led through the mist, By the milk-light of moon, All that was lost, is revealed. Our long bygone burdens, mere echoes of the spring, But where have we come, and where shall we end? If dreams can’t come true, then why not pretend? How the gentle wind, Beckons through the leaves, As autumn colors fall.

OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014)  

[moviesandnaps]

Lucy Liu photographed by Steve Shaw for Esquire UK, October 2001