[ID: A series of gifs from A New Hope with reviews from Letterboxd over them.
Darth Vader walks down a hall in the Death Star on his way to fight Obi Wan, holding his lightsaber at waist height. The review reads: “Darth Vader was so worn out from that scene in rogue one that he could barely lift his lightsaber versus Obi Wan.”
A shot of a sandcrawler at night transitions to stormtroopers surveying Tatooine via a clockwise spinning transition. The review reads: “the powerpoint transitions never get old.”
Han Solo smirks smugly, one leg up on the table. The review reads: “han solo… i love you bitch… i ain’t never gonna stop loving you….. bitch.”
Obi Wan faces off against Darth Vader. There are two reviews. One says: “wow ewan mcgregor looks really old here.” The other says: “obi-wan calling vader “Darth” like it’s his first name is the most baller fucking gauntlet slam of all time get on his level you cronies.“
Luke argues with Uncle Owen. The review says: “me, through thick tears: he never did pick up those power converters.”
Obi Wan spins around while fighting Darth Vader. The review says: “My favorite part of this film is when old man Obi-Wan Kenobi does a completely unnecessary 360 move during that one lightsaber duel. That shit was so funny. My man has so much swag.”
Luke stares out into the Tatooine sunset, looking pensive. There are two reviews. One says: “When Luke looks out to the two suns…. that’s cinema baby.” The other says: “google search: how do I tattoo the entire binary sunset scene onto my forehead.”
Han, Chewie, and Luke walk in dramatically to the medal ceremony. Han and Chewie are in their usual outfits, but Luke is wearing a yellow jacket, tight pants, and high boots. The review says: “Luke honestly did NOT have to walk up into the throne room dressed to kill immediately after destroying the death star! like oh yeah I just saved the entire galaxy NO BIG DEAL but I still need to knock everyone’s socks off! that S/S mustard yellow - jacket with the knee high moon boots???? he showed up his own sister! he didn’t have to do all that but he DID because that boy is always doing the most! and I love him!” End ID]