Where Is My Mind?

"The world is round, and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning." - Ivy Baker Priest sc_online_t(102810,"procrastinator(s) procrastinating","170ddb"); Free Online Counter “There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.” — C. S. Lewis INFJ

[champagneanddiscosticks]

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

Aubrey Plaza (via perfect)

[choriflai-web]

[rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum-deact]

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

[failedpuns-blog]

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

[thefrenemy-blog]

Some new years resolutions twentysomethings can actually follow?

1. Wash your bedsheets.

2. Spend half as much time feeling sorry for yourself as you spend doing something about it. 

3. The word “twentysomething” describes your age. Stop using it as a crutch to describe your limitations. The economy is shitty, healthcare is hard, and college loans are steeped. Still: you’re not a goddamn Time Magazine thinkpiece. You are a person who steers your own ship. Start being a captain.    

4. Maintain a saving account that you can survive on for 3 “i’m fucked” months.

5. Take a leap. If you don’t do something you’re scared of now, you’re wasting your mortality.  

6. Get back to doing some of the things you loved before all of that noise drowned it out. 

7. You are an adult. Learn to drink like one.

8. Be fucking nicer. 

9. Maintain your: friendships, fridge, and gmail folder

10. Stop underestimating yourself.

[viekastv]

[milkteasympathy]

CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

[currentuser]

My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.  Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.

[brocktopus-the-bloo]

God knows my dad didn’t teach me any of this

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[lowfidelityday-blog]

brigwife:

#so i took 10 fandoms and i did a thing…

this is amazing...

[alphieralphie]

My favourite Goggleboxers

[lowfidelityday-blog]

ITV Newscaster: Gareth Williams was a spy, and his death looked like something from the world of espionage.

Leon: Well you know, I nearly got into MI5.

June: Ohh not again.

Leon: Had an interview when I was in the army. Went to London and stayed in the, YMCA. They paid for me to stay there.

June: I thought you were going to say "in Claridge's" or something.

Leon: Oh, don't be silly. I had an interview and I would've learned Russian.

Leon: D'you know the difference between MI5 and MI6?

June: Mmnm.

Leon: Nor me.

June: -__-

Leon: ...'cept I had an interview for MI5.

June: /facepalm

Leon: A-hah! If I mention that again, you'll kill me.

[lifeofbohemian]

Funniest thing i’ve seen in a long time. Adore Gogglebox.

[little-kittylover]

[mydearestl0ve]

LOOK AT PLUTO.

PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY

Reblogging for pluto.

[slumdogg]

Its okay, Pluto. You’re just too good for their party.

[untiltheribbonbreaks]

Until The Ribbon Breaks - “Romeo”

[untiltheribbonbreaks]

You’ve opened up my eyes

[lady-stardust22]

The Day Of The Doctor. 

[usermeggy]

[silverrock]

[lowfidelityday-blog]

I just supported Phonebloks on @ThunderclapIt // @davehakkens

Seriously great idea...

[conamorsiempre]

[dare-g]

basically 

[lowfidelityday-blog]

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