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(PKMN IRL legendary blog)

[loyal-three]

Eheheheh… you ready Dori? -OK

Kekekeke! Ready as I’ll ever be Dogi! -DORI

And you Dipity? -OK

Don’t call me that. But yes, I am ready. -DIPITY

Oh uh sorry. Anyways! We are the… -OK

LOYAL THREE!!

I’m Okidogi, the owner of this here phone, and the big green biting machine that acts as the sturdy base of our trio! -OK

I’m Munkidori, the one who SHOULD be the owner of this phone, the big brain behind our operation…. And the one actually able to type quickly. -DORI

And I am Fezandipity. Really, I should be the owner of the phone, but whatever. I am our eyes in the skies, the leader of the loyal three. -DIPTY

Hey! Since when did you get to be the leader! -DORI

//Hi hello. Can anyone hear me. Taps microphone. Funny aminals

//I really liked the dynamic I made up for these three in my mind, so here! Take the beasts.

//Ooc posts will be tagged as out of character, and ooc text will be marked with //

//Likes and follows from @mayonaisalspray

//No magic anons, but Pelliper mail is fine. In character anon hate is also fine I don’t give a shit

//Character tags are #Oki Doki! (For Okidogi), #Hunky Dory! (For Munkidori), #Serendipity! (For Fezandipity), and #Squad Speaks! (For all three)

//This doesn’t matter at all but please read Okidogi’s voice as Dribble, Munkidori’s voice as Spitz (both from Wario Ware), and Fezandipity’s voice as Mettaton. My vision.

[loyal-three]

Do you three know that guy? What do you think of him?

Uh…. Yeah we know Tetra. He’s our boss under our boss. Like a mini boss? And… well he’s alright! Could be worse -OK

Dogi he’s only alright because you’re the easiest to rope into shit. If you didn’t listen to ‘em like Fezindipity or I he’d be much worse. -DORI

Oh… -OK

Seriously Okidogi, it is like you did not even read what he said about us. He called you stupid, Munkidori overconfident, and me annoying. If you want my honest opinion anon, he’s lucky that he’s Pecharunt’s favorite. Otherwise we’d have all gotten rid of him by now. -DIPITY

Couldn’t have said it better myself! Overconfident- HAH! It’s like he was describing himself! -DORI

[malevolent-mochi]

Opinions on the Loyal 3?

Ohhh, I am very familiar with those 3! In fact, they’re the reason I even have this phone or blog! Here, let me break down my opinions on all of them individually ^^

Okidogi: A very good boy! Like any good dog, he knows it’s his job to roll over when told -Mochi!- Though he is about as smart as the average dog, meaning he’s useless without orders.

Munkidori: I will admit, he’s got quite the character. He runs his mouth, gets overconfident very easily, and thinks far too highly of himself -Mochi!- I never said it was a good character.

Fezindipity: The most annoying -Mochi!- of the three by far. You’d think he’d be smart enough to listen to his superiors when they’re talking, but I guess not! Oh well, it’s never anything a little convincing can’t solve.

[loyal-three]

Yeah, who in their right mind taught Ogerpon how to say fuck???

*cough cough* y'know I bet it was Carmine or that Paldean Kid *cough cough*

Yeah, wouldn’t surprise me. I mean, the Paldean kid took her with them sooo… maybe them?

-DORI

[loyal-three]

Yknow, ever since that kid took Ogerpon with em it’s been kinda lonely… no one to have a rivalry with…

HA! GOOD RIDDANCE!!! Now we’ve got Kitikami all to ourselves!

-OK

[masked-ogre]

fuck. You

[loyal-three]

HUH?????? WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD

-OK

[masked-ogre]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[loyal-three]

Yknow, ever since that kid took Ogerpon with em it’s been kinda lonely… no one to have a rivalry with…

HA! GOOD RIDDANCE!!! Now we’ve got Kitikami all to ourselves!

-OK

[masked-ogre]

fuck. You

[loyal-three]

HUH?????? WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD

-OK

[loyal-three]

Yknow, ever since that kid took Ogerpon with em it’s been kinda lonely… no one to have a rivalry with…

HA! GOOD RIDDANCE!!! Now we’ve got Kitikami all to ourselves!

-OK

[loyal-three]

Geez, you gave us shit about taking forever to steal a phone, and then you take hours to deliver it! How hard is it just hand them off? -DORI

Shut up. I do not want to hear anything from you. He wanted an exceedingly thorough explanation on how to use the device, and then when I mentioned this cursed website he asked for instructions on how to run a blog too. -DIPITY

Ohhhhhh. Yeah okay it makes a lot more sense that he’s the one who wanted the phones. Can Pecharunt even type? -OK

No clue. I did not stick around long enough to see, and I do not particularly care. -DIPITY

[loyal-three]

You’re finally back. What took you so long? -DIPITY

Oh shut it. It was basically impossible to snatch a phone off someone! Everyone we saw was doing some kind of dance. -DORI

We did manage it though! We actually stole a bunch. Now it’s youre turn Dipity! -OK

Fine. Give them to me. -DIPITY

[loyal-three]

The “powers that be” have demanded those two idiots find another phone. Guess this one is mine now~

-DIPITY

[adobe-outdesign]

Munkidori: haha I sure am glad I'm on guard duty instead of killing the dude who owns those masks :) sure hope that guy's Pokemon doesn't show up and assume I was a part of this

Ogerpon:

[loyal-three]

//hiii hello mod here, sorry things have been a bit slow with these three! I’ve got a bit of a dual issue in that I’ve been busy lately (meaning it’s hard for me to think of posts AND I haven’t finished the second half of the DLC so idk if anything changes) but I also know not everyone wants legendary blogs to interact, so even if I DO see posts they could reply to I’m unsure if it’s alright. So uh. Idk reblog or reply if that’s okay and when I have time I’ll send an ask from one of the goobers :]

[killforacallback]

I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

[loyal-three]

How do you guys feel about that project that's going on to restore Loyalty Plaza? I heard it's gonna take like a million Pokédollars to do so and yet no one has even donated so much as a cent.

Hmph. And why do you think we care? A few statues and a grave is worth nothing to three living legends. Restore it or not. That will not change what we do.

-DIPITY

[loyal-three]

So how does getting beat to death by a little girl feel?

HEY QUIT IT!!! She’s a STONG LITTLE GIRL with a LARGE AND HEAVY WEAPON -OK

Yeah! I doubt you could take a hit from her much better! Geez, what an asshole. -DORI

[quikyu]

Small break from Pechaposting to post that fucking bird that I hate

[quikyu]

Eat my Cudgel.