Your Friendly Neighborhood Dirtbag

[silverhawk]

spottedleaf: fire alone will save our clan

bluestar: that makes no fucking sense

spottedleaf:

[cripplingdepressioninhumanform]

OOOOOOOOO DEJA VU

[shingojira]

(x)

[sixeyesoath-deactivated20230416]

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

[forcekenobi]

WHEN THE DRAWING STILL LOOKS GOOD THE NEXT MORNING

[botanicalwitch]

once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.

[rokisimo]

[yimmypee]

[supagirl]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[anxietydaddy]

god striking me down

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

[shinjis]

[sixexxwives]

so they answered my question in the postmortem

[aaliyrah]

friend: hey max, i need you to get me something, it's over on the table right there

max: ok [looks through closet]

max: sure i'll [opens drawers]

max: go get it [empties trash bin]

max: for you [leaves room and explores bathroom]

max: no problem [transfers to parent's bed room]

max:

max: hey did you know your parents are getting divorced

[passionpimp]

why is everyone acting grossed out by david deluise’s nudes? he out here giving us full dick and ass shots like a pro. we love a bear bottom

[prismatic-cupcake]

B R UHH H

[thacakery]

[zooophagous]

Red Eyed White.

(Cordial the corn snake on taxidermy)

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

[pochowek]

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

[pochowek]

Chuj ci w brzuch.

Spusczamy mu wpierdol chłopcy

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[pochowek]

Aaa……… jak suce ten tego to…. hehe..

My poruchamy chętnie….

[weeniebagel]

now just WHAT in TARNATION are yall yammerin on about?

[chismosavirus]

je yeet

tu yeetes

il/elle/on yeet

nous yeetons

vous yeetez

ils/elles yeetent

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

what i say: i’m working on a fic!

what i mean: i haven’t written a single word about this. in fact i haven’t held a pen since 2015. every day when i take the train i maldaptive daydream about the possibilities of this fic and how the characters would interact, specifically when they have long intense heated glances across a busy room with enough raw yearning force to set off a jet plane and blueball me into oblivion. yes i have a ‘writing prompts’ tag for no fucking reason. no i can’t spell maladaptive