you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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shark vs the universe
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you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma
“bro”
“what bro”
“tell the whole world that we’re bros”
*whispers* “we’re bros”
“why’d you whisper bro?”
“because you’re my whole world bro”
“b r o”
Sharks have historically been Fish, so it’s interesting that they’re introducing it as a separate type here.
According to EDHREC, Metallurgic Summonings sees a lot of play in spellslinger decks, but this is both more expensive and missing the ability to recur spells. I don’t think it’ll see as much play as Summonings, but may still find it’s way into decks.
Magic: the Gathering - Monsters & Mutants
Oh my - Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths poster
i think that at this point, the people of Innistrad deserve guns
If this art is 100% canon, there’s at least a few people that do
I’ve been playing with Cauldron familiar and Witch’s oven a lot so— Sorry.
Magic: the Gathering - Throne of Eldraine Previews
Hey, I heard you may like Elves - Here is a Warrior and a Knight, the latter of which may be seen either rescuing ( or perhaps kidnapping ? ) two invididuals meeting the general description of Hansel and Gretel. All of which does not matter one lick as vengeful witch board-wipes the whole kit ‘n’ caboodle.
• Wildwood Tracker, illustrated by Titus Lunter
• Witch’s Vengeance, illustrated by Titus Lunter
• Oakhame Ranger, illustrated by Mitchell Malloy
This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things
Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.
This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….
A true martyr.
The look in his eyes is majestic.
I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job
he got banned for this too.
he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!
Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.
Our hero returns.
‘Sleeve’ this and ‘playmat’ that...I press the bare backs of my cards directly into the rough, gritty grain of the pavement like Richard Garfield intended
Windows XP ‘Bliss’ needed an Eldrazi.
Apologies to Microsoft and photographer Chuck O’Rear.
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Ashiok should get a head band, so they could, like, sling shot stuff from their horns
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I’d like to request more “Race” Skeleton cards. Most skeletons are just that, skeletons. I wanna see some sort of world where a race has been wiped out… well except for the fact that all those Minotaur bones won’t stay dead and so there’s a whole host of them wandering around
Or Merfolk or Elf or Cat or Bird, or any number of other critters
Elven skeletons are completely silent as they move through the shadows.
Minotaur skeletons replace broken horns with sharpened bones from other creatures.
Dwarven skeletons plate their bones with metal and some even encrust gems as well.
Centaur skeletons tend to gallop together, the clattering sound they make audible for miles.
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So is Ugin’s solution to all his problems just “trap it on a plane I don’t care about”?
relevant again