done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.
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done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.
hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start
mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP
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really cool gif i found on the ground
you belong to me. not in the past tense. not in a maybe. not in the way people say "mine" because it’s cute. you belong to me. and that will be true whether you're breathing or not.
today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book
I hate when you catch yourself having a thought that hints at deeper insanities than previously imagined
i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before
*cheerfully* just another wretched day in a hellscape of my own design
thanks for posting things for me to look at
drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
hello
fuck my whole entire life
i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
"I've seen your progress. Your dedication is second to none."
"Thank you, ma'am."
"When you first got here, I saw what little natural talent you possessed and assumed you'd wash out. How wrong I was."
"...Thank you, ma'am."
this was meant for OCs in general, not ships, but man my brain has been so unironically this the past few days
"I pledge to you my life-"
"wh-what?"
"As your protector and knight"
"wait stop. No-"
"to serve you-"
"please stop. Not like this"
"and stand behind you"
"No- stand besides me n-not-"
"I pledge to you my loyalty and from this moment on. I shall honor and protect, put your liege before my own-"
"stop. I bid you to take it back!"
"From now my life is yours and I shall serve you with honor"
"This is no oath I ever desire from you!"
"I shall become the sword that will protect you"
"There must be another way-"
"I will aid you to the top"
"There's no height I will reside upon without you by my side!"
"I am your loyal servant"
"No- you're the only one who isn't. You're my companion, my love, the only one by my side. Don't do this, please"
"who will reside behind you until my bones turn to dust and my heart sets to a stop"
"N-no.....please"
"I've come to make a deal."
"Finally swallowed your pride, have you?"