Pendejo

Hi. My names Jose. I’m a rock climber out of NE!

[dipskits]

youre “it”? blocked lmao

.

[sygol]

this mfer tryna avoid a game of tag

[dipskits]

LMAO

[orcboxer]

we're at the tail end of tumblr's ibuprofen era and right at the peak of its toys era. every day I look in the mirror and see a different man than I saw yesterday.

[bardjulus]

does this mean you’re not coming over to play toys anymore?

[orcboxer]

no I'm still coming over to play toys

[magicratfingers]

Werewolf boyfriend

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[magicratfingers]

oh my god was this a year ago what is time even

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ohlookitsatree]

voice offscreen: Hi, excuse me, i have an appointment for today?

*pause*

second voice: he’s new

first voice: oh. okay

[dietspam16]

it is not going well

[coughloop]

in love with this tweet

[liberalsarecool]

DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

[changelingfangs]

Fuck it -- God bless the rural queers. God bless every dyke, faggot and tranny who lives in a town with less than 10k. God bless every queer living in red towns in red counties, in blue states or red states alike. God bless every queer who's also a redneck, who knows how to hunt and fish. God bless every queer living in a town where every other house is condemned. Where half the storefronts are empty.

God bless rural queers.

[mayonaisalspray]

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

[gender-is-fake]

[dpdr-donnie]

I'm fine, I just have a gaping black hole in my chest that cannot be filled. But other than that,

[cowboyscrypt]

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

[cowboyscrypt]

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[eebie]

let’s go

[eebie]

these are great

[eebie]

?

[spid3r-trans]

nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang

[talkwithtatsu]

This is gonna be so funny

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[beemovieerotica]

[oneheadtoanother]

[iwilleatyourenglish]