Non-Spoiler Avengers Review
Ok. No, it’s enjoyable while you’re watching it, but that’s about it. I guess you can make the same point about most Marvel films, but I’d point you to Captain America: Winter Soldier to refute that. (Aside from the first Iron Man, the second Captain America film is one of the best Marvel Cinematic Universe films to date.)
Disclosure: I’m a big Captain America fan. All you need to do is take one look at Liberty to get that, so I have a bias.
There were two major issues I had with “Age of Ultron”, which seem to be a running theme that the studio won’t address because they tend to stick to a very strict formula for their films.
1. Marvel Villains Get The Short End Of The Stick
Question: Since Thanos first showed up, what does the movie going audience know about him? If you guessed “Basically nothing”, you’d be right. And this is the main villain for the Marvel Universe.
Almost every villain Marvel has trotted out has been a slimmed down caricature of themselves.
Except for Loki. Loki is everywhere to the point of annoyance (at least for me.)
We’re even getting MORE Loki in the next Thor and probably the next Avengers movie. And even with him, I’m not exactly clear on what his motivation is anymore. You figure at the end of the second Thor movie he would have at least evolved somewhat because the film does a good job of steering him in a different direction, but then Thor ends where it does and you’re like “Welp, here we go again!”
This has me pretty concerned about Thanos. Thanos is a fun character with a dark sense of humor. He isn’t a bad guy in that he wants to comically murder everyone because he’s an asshole, like pretty much every major Marvel movie villain we’ve seen so far. He’s arrogant. He wants to replace God and be worshipped. The Infinity Gems, when together, would allow him to do that.
(There’s a whole love affair thing Thanos has with the living embodiment of Death, but it’s super weird and probably not something they’re going to put into the movies. There’s only so far you can take a mainstream audience, you know?)
Ultron suffers from the same problem as Ronan (Guardians), the Red Skull (first Captain America film), and even Malekith (second Thor movie.) They’re all great characters, but you spend so little time with them or their complexity is boiled down into “I’m a bad guy. Here is my evil plan to MURDER EVERYONE” and that’s about all you get in the films.
Ultron has a lot of personality, and it’s by far the best interpretation of that character that I’ve ever seen in terms of what little we’re given of him. But. There’s nowhere near enough of him in the film, and that leads to some glaring inconstancies concerning some of the things he does and says. (No spoilers, but if you watch the film you’ll know what I mean.)
It just seems like such a waste of a character.
Also: If you read the comics, you also know there’s a very clear thing that happens involving Ultron that ties him in with the Guardians of the Galaxy as their bad guy.
The newer versions of the guardians, which they used in the films, have a real shortage of villains beyond Thanos. Especially when you factor in the tricky issue of what studio owns what space character.
Go ahead and name a Guardians villain that you’d see a movie involving without saying Thanos or Ultron.
Galactus? Nope. Fox owns the rights. The Chitari? Nope. Saw them in the first Avengers film. Annihilus? Nope. Fox has him too. The Shiar or Gabriel Summers? Ditto.
Ronan? Dead. The Collector? Saw him already. Nebula? Maybe, but is she interesting enough to carry an entire film as a villain when we already saw her play second fiddle to both Thanos and Ronan? Venom / The Symbiotes? Maybe, but he’s been seen in a movie, a bad one, and they’re re-booting Spider-Man. So the odds are good they’ll sit on Venom for that.
That leaves you with (removed to prevent possible spoilers for people who only watch the movies) and The Grandmaster, who Thanos kills for the last Infinity Gem in the comics. Neither are exactly compelling, but given the way the first Guardians movie ended, you’re probably getting (removed to prevent possible future spoilers).
The Avengers film goes in a different direction on the Ultron front. This is really disappointing because James Spader did such a great job bringing that character to life. Watching him fight the Guardians while controlling The Phalanx (also owned by Fox) would have been awesome.
2. Way Too Much Extra Bullshit
A lot of other people have pointed this out, but while the film itself is entertaining, there’s A LOT going on. Way too much. Which has always been my other concern with the films beyond the issue with the villains.
There’s absolutely no reason why a Marvel film, featuring a villain that’s barely there, should run more than 90 minutes. A lot of them are getting longer than that, but I think a good part of that has to do with the creeping bloat of the universe and the need to please everyone. This film is almost three hours, and you could have easily dropped good chunks of it to get it closer to two. (Thor basically has nothing to do and the thing he does do is kind of weird and unexplained beyond the results of it.)
I’m kind of hoping that after the Infinity Gauntlet film (Avengers: Infinity War part 1 and 2), that they sort of stop. Or at least conclude everything they need to with this group of characters and hit the reset button.
You’re asking a lot of a global audience to keep up with multiple characters across a variety of films that are not always the same quality of the last. (I didn’t like either of the Iron Man sequels for the same issue I’m pointing out here with the villains. Whiplash is not a great villain. Neither is the half-assed but understandable attempt at tinkering with The Mandarin because, make no mistake, The Mandarin in the comics is pretty fucking racist and could use some tinkering, just not THAT much.)
One other thing: If you’re in keeping continuity in the films, then you have to be all in. And I think there’s a way to do that without the kind of bloat we’re seeing too.
For example: To not have the TV Shield characters show up (particularly Mockingbird because she’s an Avenger in the comics, and Skye because she’s an Inhuman and Marvel is going to push the Inhuman thing HARD over the next few years) is pretty glaring.
Without spoiling things, there’s something that happens toward the end of the Avengers film and if you watch the TV show (which is built on the entire premise of being IN the Marvel Cinematic Universe), then to not have them show up at that point, even briefly, seems dumb.
Coulson I get. That would require a lot of time and explanation, but if you seriously want to tell me they couldn’t have May show up doing something with Fury, then I’d call bullshit on that immediately. It would have taken no more than a minute or less. “Oh hey, that’s Agent May from the TV show! She’s shooting shit!” and that’s all you would have needed to do. It gets the job done and it’s quick too. The movie audience (who may not watch the show) doesn’t need to know who Agent May is. They would just see her and go, “Oh cool. She’s here to help” and that’d be it. No extra information needed.
I watch SHIELD, but sometimes I wonder why. Not having ANY of those characters in the Avengers film, no matter how brief, calls directly into question why you should bother watching the show. (I don’t count Maria Hill because she’s always been a movie SHIELD character who just randomly pops up on the show for a cameo.)
I like that show most weeks. Other weeks it’s kind of boring and you can tell the writers are clearly circling the wagons and waiting for the next thing to happen in the films before they can advance the plot, but the whole idea of the show is that it’s linked with the films. But if you do a major Avengers movie, and the TV characters aren’t there even though it makes all the sense in the world for them to be there (except Coulson), then what’s the point? Why wait for the films before you can advance the plot? Why not just do your own thing? At least with DC, as much as I DON’T like the firewall between the film characters and the TV characters, at least the TV characters get to do their own thing and not worry about the movies.
(Although if you ask me, the kid playing The Flash is great. How he and the rest of the TV flash crew are not part of the movie is beyond stupid. It’s seriously the best new show of the 2014-2015 season. Yes. I put it up there with Empire and Better Call Saul.)
Instead in this Avengers film we hear “I called in a favor from some friends” as it relates to Coulson and company. Ok great. I feel good about investing an hour every week to watch your friends who apparently aren’t important enough to show up!
Other than all that? The Avengers is an alright film by itself, but it’s not great either. It’s not like with Daredevil where I went out and bought a bunch of trades because I liked the show so much I wanted more of that character. (Which is really what these films should strive for. Can you name a single greater marketing platform for a comic book than the film that inspired it?)
I’ll probably forget everything that happened in this film in a day or two, but continue to be bummed about yet another blown opportunity with a great Marvel villain.
P.S. I’m probably the only comic nerd who will say this: I’m not excited at all about Spider-Man showing up in future films. If there was a film franchise that needed to go away for a long time, it’s Spider-Man.
You remember that Simpsons episode with Poochie? That’s what Spider-Man dropping into The Avengers is going to be like. You watch. Spider-Man is totally Poochie to the Avenger’s Itchy and Scratchy.