luana

♑️ Shitposter and calorie counter

[luariaana]

I am malicious because I am miserable

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[dennisyoubitch]

me while crossing the road

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

everyone is always acting like there is some crisis of human interaction with one another because everyone is overly sensitive to how strangers approach them and like. no actually its because nobody has any fucking manners. social etiquette has legitimately vanished. it makes interacting with strangers miserable because people don’t know how to fucking behave in public.

like it is rude to stare. it is rude to point. it is rude to have a loud phone conversation in a quiet place. it’s rude to listen to music or videos or whatever on your device with no headphones on a loud volume, or at any volume in an enclosed or quiet space. these are rude things to do. like i’m sorry while some etiquette is silly, an acceptable level of decorum is necessary to make existing in public bearable for everybody…….it is LITERALLY common courtesy

[ralkana]

Also, do not fucking photograph or film people without their consent!

[quotesandquotability]

Every public place and most private places have security cameras. Existing in public is consenting to be filmed. Which--yeah, sucks. But I'm not about to say that Walmart gets to film us at every conceivable angle, but our fellow humans can't record us from their own perspective. It's already a surveillance state. What's one more camera?

[wokeuphighbyvanessacarlton]

Walmart isn't gonna post videos of people to make fun of them on the internet you fucking weirdo.

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[imwiremother]

i wont let this post die

[atlaslovesedm]

gotta have this on my blog too

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[luariaana]

Literal saw the Abercrombie & fitch top of my wildest dreams but I genuinely don’t have any money left in my account to spend and its 55

[luariaana]

Already waiting for other pieces to arrive for summer, there’s one that was like shipped 15 days ago and hasn’t arrived yet 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀now I have to go through the process of filing a complaint and a refund 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[luariaana]

Literal saw the Abercrombie & fitch top of my wildest dreams but I genuinely don’t have any money left in my account to spend and its 55

[itsallinm3]

[uncomfortablecliche]

if caroline calloway knew you posted this with her name censored she would be upset

[kosmogrl]

[riverlarking]

posting spotify links and thinking to myself it's a shame that nobody will click on this because it's the greatest song ever recorded. but i don't click on anybody else's spotify links either. my glass house

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day