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Fantasy Guide to Royal Households and How they Work
When I say Households, I mean the entourage that follows around the royal family. The household went everywhere with them to care for their needs from the people who would empty their chamber pots to their noble companions. Most royal households are basically the same as noble ones, only on grander scale. Every royal had a household and an entourage as well as every noble at court.
Palace Personnel ~ The Commons
The commons were an intregal part of every household. They made up perhaps 80% of the work force. Royal courts were often on the road and never spent more than a few months at every palace. The court was constantly moving. Some positions were not permanent, meaning certain servants did not travel with the court because they were employed at the palace only. They would be paid by the Monarch's paymaster.
Scullion: The scullion was a relatively easy position to fill so they were often changed as the court went from palace to palace. They would be responsible for scrubbing and cleaning the servants quarters and the kitchens. They would scrub floors with lye, scour pots with sand, sweep put the fireplace and clean up after the other servants. They were the first to rise in a castle and tasked to light all the fires in the kitchens. Scullions would just be employed to the palace and serve a multitude of chambers
Laundress: The laundress was responsible for the cleaning of anything made of fabric in the household. Since they are handling unmentionables, they knew what happened behind closed bedchamber doors. They knew when the King visited the Queen or hadn't, they knew when marriages were consummated or not and they knew when the Queen and royal women were not pregnant. They often sold secrets to pad their pockets. Laundresses might be permanent staff but sometimes not.
Minstrels: The minstrel was a commoner hired to play an instrument or sing for the entertainment of the royal. A royal might staff a few at a time but they would always have one on hand. The minstrel would likely come with their masters as they travelled. The minstrel might serve the main royal household but a royal might retain their own.
Cook: The cook was one of the most important servants in the household. They would have the task of overseeing the running of the kitchens and keeping supplies in order. They would likely be on call at all times. Henry VIII's cook was often woken in the night because his royal master wanted a midnight snack. The cook was a valued member of the household and would have been highly sought after if they were a very skilled cook. They would have travelled with the joint. Cooks were apart of the greater royal household but often royals retained private cooks for their own use.
Maidservant: The maidservant cleans the castle. She would sweep the floors, scrub them, empty the chamberpots, get rid of the ashes from the fire and ready the fire for later. She would make up the bed or strip it for the laundresses. She would wash anything that needed washing including furniture and ornaments. She was likely not a travelling servant and would be strictly employed at a single palace.
Jester: The jester was the hired entertainer. Working under the master of revels, the jester had the daunting task of making the monarch and their family laugh. They would tell jokes, tell stories, cause havoc in the court for laughs and lighten the mood. The most successful jester of all time was Will Somers, jester to Henry VIII. Will broke bad news to the infamously bad tempered monarch and got away with things that would have sent others to the block. Will survived most of Henry's reign, his head intact. Jesters would be apart of the main household though each royal might have one of their own.
Positions within the Royal Household ~ Noble
Nobility were always welcomed at court. They eat at court, slept at court and were cared for by the monarch. Some nobles had to sing for their supper and most were hired as royal servants. They weren't exactly scrubbing floors and would be paid handsomely with land that would generate wealth for them
The Steward/Seneschal: This person was the head of the royal's staff. They would have the task of running the lands and servants their master or mistress. The steward served as a backup and assistant in all the tasks even representing their master or mistress when they were unavailable. Would be a high ranking noble. Each royal household would have them.
Treasurer of the Household: The treasurer was the accountant and pay master. They would be in charge of ensuring debts were settled, wages were paid and the household was running within the budget. This was a coveted position because it gave the treasurer insight into the financial situations of the royals. Such info was wroth its weight in gold. Each royal would have one.
Usher: The Gentleman Usher would be in charge of escorting guests into the royal chambers and into the royal presence. They would act as a go between their royal master/mistress and the guest often going back and forth with messages. It was just as coveted as the position of chamberlain but with less responsibilities.
Master of Horse: The Master of Horse was in charge of seeing to the horses of their master. They would oversee the grooms or the stableboy/hands who were employed at the stables to actually care for the horses. The master of horse would ensure that the stables were in order and the horses were up to parr in order to bear royalty across the kingdom. Each royal would have one but there would a main one who acted as overseer.
Master of the Wardrobe/Mistress of the Robes: These are the nobility who are employed to look after the clothes of the royal they serve. This would mainly involve a managerial position, overseeing the inventory of the royal wardrobe (a warehouse like building that housed the clothing) and placing orders for new clothes. It was a tidy job that rarely involved getting the hands dirty. Each royal would have one.
Chamberlain/Valet: The chamberlain is employed to look after the Lord's bedchamber. This was the most sought out position as they effectively were the gateway into the royal presence. Their main task was making sure their boss was comfortable and happy. Could be a well born commoner or a noble. Each royal would have one.
The Page: All royal households had pages. They would be a young noble boy about seven years old sent to their royal master. He would be in charge of tidying up after the lord, carrying messages to other servants and occupants of the castle and serving him at meals. Unlike others on the list, the page would not be paid. His experience was his payment as he would learn the running of a court and how to be courtier. Each royal would have one.
Squires: Squires were like pages though they only served the men. They would accompany their royal master to battle, look after his armour and mail, ensure that his lord's horse was saddled, caring for their master's weapons. The squire would always be a young nobleman on the cusp of becoming a knight.
Governess: The governess is a noblewoman woman employed to oversee the Monarch's children's household. She would be the first teacher a royal child would have and would oversee the nursemaids who would have care of the physical person of the child. She would be appointed when the child was four or five. Notable governesses include Katherine Swynford (wife of John of Gaunt and mother to the Beaufort line), Margaret Pole (wife of Tudor Loyal Sir Richard Pole, sister of the last York heir Edward of Warwick, daughter of George Duke of Clarence and niece to King Edward VI and Richard III), Kat Ashley, Margaret Bryan, Madame de Maintenon and Baroness Lehzen. Most unmarried Princesses retained their governesses while Princes generally outgrew their governesses after they were breeched.
Gentlemen of the Privy Chamber: They were the male companions of a King or Prince, sort of like ladies in waiting but manly. They would accompany the King or Prince everywhere they would go and shared duties with Groom of the Stool (royal toilet paper dispenser) and the Chief Gentleman of the Chamber (overseeing the staff and maintaining the chamber). They would help their master get ready, serve him at the table and organize hunting and games to keep him entertained. Gentlemen and companions where often chosen for their connections as well as their master's own opinion. Henry VIII's gentlemen included: Sir William Compton (ward of Henry VII and heir to rich lands), Sir Henry Norris (the grandson of William Norris who fought with Henry's father at Stroke and a relation to the Yorkists Lovells), Sir Anthony Denny (son of Sir Edmund Denny Baron of the Exchequer) Sir Michael Stanhope (brother in law to Edward Seymour, Duke of Somerset), Charles Brandon (ward of Henry VII and son of Tudor Loyalists)
Ladies in Waiting and Maids in Waiting or Maids of Honour: These are the female attendants to the Queen or Princess. Ladies in Waiting were married while the Maids were unmarried. They would have to attend their mistress wherever she went, help her get ready, keep her chambers in order, write letters for the Queen and maintaining her honour. They were chosen for their connections. Using Katherine of Aragon as an example, her Ladies in Waiting included: Maria de Salinas (daughter of Juan Sancriz de Salinas secretary to Isabella, Princess of Portugal and a Spanish courtier in the service to Katherine's parents, wife of Baron Willoughby de Ersby), Elizabeth Howard (the daughter of Thomas Howard, 2nd Duke of Norfolk, sister to Thomas Howard, 3rd Duke of Norfolk and wife to Thomas Boleyn, ambassador to France), Anne Hastings (daughter of William Hastings, 1st Baron Hastings, wife to George Talbot, Earl of Shrewsbury and Lord Steward.), Agnes Tilney (wife to Thomas Howard, Earl of and 2nd Duke of Norfolk.), Elizabeth Scrope (wife of John de Vere, Earl of Oxford, a loyal Tudor lord), Margaret Scrope (wife of Sir Edmund de la Pole, Earl of Suffolk cousin to the King), Anne Stafford (sister of the Duke of Buckingham, married Sir George Hastings, Earl of Huntington and daughter of Henry Stafford, 2nd Duke of Buckingham (cousin to the King) and Lady Katherine Woodville (sister of King Henry VIII's grandmother and his great aunt by her marriage), Elizabeth Stafford (sister to Anne Stafford wife Robert Radcliffe, Lord Fitzwalter and Earl of Sussex around). Their connections are what got them their places and you can see why they were chosen.
Accommodation
Accommodation can be a difficult thing to sort both as a writer and a steward. You might have a palace of 200+ bedchambers in which you must house a staff of 500-/+, a varying amount of nobles, the royal family (of a varying amount) and their own households. When assigning rooms it is best to think of a Russian nesting doll. Start from the inside and work your way to the outside.
The best rooms go to the monarch, their consort and their children/siblings/parent(s). These chambers would include the bedroom, a drawing room/ common area, a privy, a closet (a small chamber that can be used for prayer or work). They would be furnished with the best cloth, the best candles and whatever furniture brought by the resident since most royal courts travelled from palace to palace. They will also have chambers for their personal servants such as ladies in waiting and grooms.
The second best set of rooms would go to the highest ranking nobles/people in the court. These rooms would be less fancy and a little smaller. These would be given to from titled nobility descending from those of Ducal rank (Dukes/Duchesses) or even members of the council such as Thomas Cromwell in Tudor times.
The next set would be considerably smaller, perhaps minus a closet or a drawing room. Given to lower nobility.
The next level of chambers would be smaller perhaps only the bedroom and a common area given to minor nobles.
The last set of rooms would be small and only hold enough room for a bedroom. Servants would have to sleep on the ground on pallets beside their masters.
Any other guests at court would have to stay at off-site locations around the palace in the city. Some nobles at houses around major palaces just in case they arrived late or were kicked out of court.
how do i know when to use -, –, or —? i know the short one is for between words (like twenty-two) but i’m not sure how to know which length to use when writing it into the sentence (i hope i phrased that right??). are there rules? does it matter?
You’re going to be able to find a lot more in depth answer here. But the short of it is:
- : This is a hyphen.
– : This is an en-dash.
— : This is an em-dash.
The hyphen is used to connect words, like you say. Ex: Twenty-two, ex-boyfriend.
The en-dash is used in the context of a span of time. Ex: 1996–2018, February–March.
The em-dash is used when inserting a thought. Ex: He wouldn't—couldn't—go home.
Good question! Hope this helps 😊
How Long Your Stories Should Be (And What Publishers Want)
First of all, thank you so much for over 8,000 followers!!
Short Story
-Under 500 Words is described as flash fiction. It’s one scene
-Between 1,000 and 8,000 Words is a short story
-Between 5,000 and 10,000 Words is as long as a short story should ever be
Novella
-A story between 10,000 and 40,000 Words
Novel
-Anything over 40,000 Words is considered a novel, but 50,000 should be the minimum amount of words you should have (If you’re trying to get published)
-Most novels are between 60,000 and 100,000 Words
-Publishers generally don’t like more than 110,000 words, unless you’re already established
Adult fiction
-Between 80,000 and 100,000 Words
Science and Fantasy
-Generally Between 90,000 and 120,000. Not abnormal to reach the 150,000 range. (It takes time to build a whole new world)
Romance Novels
-Between 50,000 and 100,000
Crime, Mysteries and Thrillers
-Between 70,000 and 90,000
Young Adult
-Between 50,000 and 80,000
Children’s Novel
-Between 25,000 to 50,000
I’m a very lazy person. I know my characters well, but every time I try to fill out a proper character sheet, I either get distracted or simply never finish them.
SO!
I made this! A silly, simple character sheet in which you only have to check boxes to get to know your dear puppet character. Use to your heart’s content, and if you’re going to repost, please credit! Enjoy~
PDF/Printable version on Google Drive
Thank you Cynic and Wishful for sharing this with us!! I expect it is going to be very, very useful ☺
//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
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Citizen is simpler and more beautiful~ but just in case anyone needs this.
DUDE BUT THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE
in medieval times you ONLY addressed a king/queen with “Your Majesty”, NEVER “Your Highness”. To address a king/queen with “Your Highness” was considered an insult.
Here’s a more extensive list of titles and what you would call a person/their wife/their mother/their children
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It had been months and yet the thoughts and theories hadn't stopped going through his mind.
Especially now as Nèo was sat in the corner of the room, back pressed against the wall. He breathed out slowly and let his head tip back and rest against the wall as well.
Nèo wasn't sure why, exactly, but he enjoyed sitting here. Out of all the chairs and other places he could have rested, sitting on the old wooden floorboards with he back against something hard and sturdy. It almost felt like some long forgotten memory or something from a dream more obscured in his memory than the sea on a night of heavy fog.
He paused, brows furrowing with confusion. How does he know what a fog covered sea looks like? He'd never been on the sea, had he? His family were merchants from what he could recall, so maybe he'd heard it from one of his siblings who had been at sea.
Something didn't quite connect there, but it was unfortunately something he'd have to learn to live with. Things of the past hadn't been connecting much as of recent, and he couldn't do anything about it, he'd told himself.
It was best to learn to live with it than focus on the details of it all.
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Callion stands leaning against the wall in his room, a quiet moment of thought. He stares contemplatively down at the small black stone in his hand, idly turning it as he pondered.
He thought about how things have changed since he first was given this stone, how they all have changed his mind flickered to the thought of Naiha and how she's been acting recently. She may not want to face it and might pretend that everything is alright but he can tell that something is bothering her.
It makes him worry and it also makes him think that this must have been how they felt when he was refusing to speak about the things that bothered him.
He frowned. It wasn't a good feeling. He felt guilty for putting them through such a thing.
Callion sighed and tossed the gemstone back onto the bed. He usually left a few things here: The gem, his lute, the book he got at the festival. He left them just in case- he shook his head. He didn't want to think like that again but it was just so easy. He'd done it for so long.
Cal forced a chuckle. "Old habits," he muttered sarcastically, pulling open the door and stepping out into the hallway.
He had to pause as Jaskier and Rex were roughing around in the hallway. Callion felt the familiar pang of anxiety go through him at the sight—"Be careful!" he wanted to say—but instead he put a small smile on his face and took a deep breath in.. and out. He'd always worried about the kids too much.
They can handle themselves, he told himself, trying to ease his nervous mind.
After a moment, Cal continued down the hall and headed downstairs where he noticed James and Finn were talking in the living room Evara was there too, reading of course, along with Umbra and a few others.
A sudden thought entered the wood elf's mind: I wonder how Avixa is doing.
He watched them talk and read for a moment. It was one of those rare peaceful moments.
As he stood there, another thought came to him; Finn had talked to him about the things bothering him and how he felt, and yet Cal hadn't. The guilt returned and this time it was almost unbearable, making him tear up a bit and the oh so familiar knot in his throat return with it.
He took another shaky breath and opted to head outside - it felt too crowded in the house sometimes anyways.
He headed out to the back of the house where he saw more people, Naiha and Hesmiphi practicing their Druidic talents and playing around in different forms.
Callion never understood how natural magic worked—he had some innate magic himself but it was different than how Naiha could draw the power of nature itself to her and use it as both a weapon and a means of protection.
He'd be lying if he said he wasn't a bit jealous of her talents.
He tried not to be but it was... special, at least to him it was.
...was Naiha special to him?
Callion tilted his head at the thought, but decided to push it back in his mind. She's got enough to deal with right now, he thought. He didn't want to add more to it.
This time he leaned against the side of the house, out of sight of the two Druids and looked out into the forests and surroundings in an attempt to steady himself.
The forest made him think more about the people he'd met Persephone, wherever she may be, and his father who he thought was long dead maybe only a month or two ago..
He was immediately brought to the memory of when he first encountered his father after all those years how mean he was to him. It wasn't his father's fault for leaving, and yet Callion hadn't even listened to his reasoning.
Cruel, he thought, how cruel I was..
He tried to cling to that: was. He was. He isn't the same person anymore and wouldn't do that... would he?
The thoughts wouldn't leave him alone and, the knot in his throat only grew. He forced another deep breath. Think about something else, anything else.
The only thing that he could think of was to study more but he realized he'd have to head back inside to get the book. He huffed in annoyance and looked up to the Sky when another thought came to him.
He could run up surfaces, he knew that, and so he took a few steps back and dashed up the side of the house and onto the roof.
He couldn' t help the smile that crossed his face when he looked down to see that Naiha and Hesmiphi had noticed him now on the top of the house—their home. Naiha waved to him and he waved back ignoring
the knot in his throat and his blurring vision from the tears he'd been holding back.
A peaceful moment. He liked those.
• @givethispromptatry •
Humans are unstoppable...Until they aren’t.
I’m not the most eloquent writer, but I’ve had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I’d put it out into the universe.
A lot of the basis for the “humans are space orcs” stuff is the idea that we’re pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don’t kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress.
But that doesn’t make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesn’t mean it’s fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least it’s probably quick.
So - Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum-relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- there’s a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, ‘welp, guess we’ll die then’. But then.
BUT THEN
They ask the human. Because everyone’s heard the stories - you’re basically unkillable, right? Could you survive long enough in there to fix it? And their human goes real quiet for a second, but still says ‘Yeah, I could fix it’. And the rest of the crew is like, ‘Whaaaaaa, it won’t kill you?’ and the human repeats “I can fix it” (which isn’t an answer, but no one catches that, not yet at least), so they send ‘em in. And the human fixes it, they come back, the ship flies to safety, and the crew is thrilled to survive. If the human is a little quiet, well, they’re entitled after pulling off a miracle. Everyone else is just excited to get to the nearest station’s bar to tell their very own human story, cuz, ‘those crazy humans, amiright?’.
The good mood keeps up until the human is late for their next shift. At first it’s just faint unease, but- but they earned a bit of a lie-in, right? No reason to begrudge them some extra rest, even if it is a little weird for them to oversleep. They’ll be fine. Humans are always fine.
(Right?)
(…Wrong.)
- What is… help. Help!-
- ake up! You have t-
- been days. You need sleep, you-
- nother transfusion. We could-
- out of sedatives!-
A week later, the crew finally reaches the station. They stumble into the bar, haggard and haunted. And over the next months and years a new rumor about humans starts to make its way through space. A rumor unlike any before.
‘Be careful with your humans’ it whispers. ‘Their strength is not always a blessing. Be sure they don’t do something they can’t come back from, because when a human dies… they die slowly.’
To Shield Another
(This was Prompted by one of my amazing patrons, and it made me cry. Here you go, @leximpwrites this is on you!)
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“The core is overloaded!”
“It’s going critical!”
“We have to evacuate!”
“We can’t! The first blast, it destroyed the escape pods!”
It was a chain of accidents. Stupid accidents that could have been prevented if everyone on the ship knew what tot do. But they didn’t. Secret-keeping was still a problem, even in the Alliance. Too many races feared sharing the little details of their ships for fear of someone else taking advantage later. It wasn’t unreasonable. The Alliance had its fair share of ancient enemies, now forced to work together for the greater good.
But the habit, to keep developments to themselves unless they absolutely had to, continued.
The accidents started small. A short in part of the ship that made the power grid in the living quarters go unstable. It was mostly just annoying; the lights flickering on and off. Some of the atmo controls, heating mostly, to turn on and off unreliably. Easily managed. Those with comfortable quarters opened them to those without, and the ship moved on with the mission with only a little grumbling.
But that little fault, a few hours of instability, left a deeper mark than anyone could have guessed.
Because the core containment was on the same circuit as the life support, protected and hidden, a few cables woven in with the rest.
Cables that were never made to accommodate even the smallest power surge.
Minute by minute, hour by hour, the power flickered, and the core containment threatened to fall, eaten away as the delicate connectors, designed for absolute stability, burned out, one by one.
The explosion took the ship by surprise. At first, they thought they were being attacked. Why wouldn’t they? The fault in the circuits had been fixed. Power was stable again. Everyone who had switched rooms was already back in their own quarters.
It wasn’t until the internal alarms began to scream that the crew realized that the explosion came from within, and the cause was worse than any of them could possibly have guessed.
“What’s going on?” Valery, the only human on the crew, demanded as he stumbled into the room. The artificial gravity wasn’t gone, but the stabilizers were, and the ship was listing hard to one side. “Gaz, talk to me!”
“It’s the core,” Gaz said, and caught the human when he stumbled again and got within arm’s reach. Gaz, being nearly twice his size and possessing four arms, was perfectly able to catch the falling human. “The shielding is gone. It’s shedding radiation. I think… I think the coolant vaporized.”
“It can’t have!” Farro insisted. Like Gaz, he was Ravsi, two meters of muscle, scales, and six limbs. His round face was twisted with fear, and small wonder. An unshielded core… many races still used radioactive cores for energy. It was efficient, after all, and safe.
Except when it wasn’t.
“Cores don’t just explode!” Gaz snarled back, defense-spines rising around his shoulders and back with his temper. “It had to have been the coolant!”
“It doesn’t matter why it exploded,” Valery cut them both off shortly. He was notoriously cool-headed, and so the anger from him was startling enough to take both Ravsi by surprise. “We can argue about it later. What do we do?”
“The core has to be manually shielded,” Gav said reluctantly. It was a death sentence for any Ravsi. They were notoriously vulnerable to radiation. There was thick shielding between them and the core, but it wouldn’t be long before that started to fail. He could already hear the shielding going down as ore and more of the power drained away, automated to protect the central mass of the ship. They were already far too close to the core. In another minute, the whole ship would be flooded with the full blast of the core’s radiation and everyone aboard would die. “There’s a failsafe, it’s a crank about twelve meters from this door. If we can get to it, we can save the ship.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“The last of the radiation shielding beyond this door is gone. Going in there… we don’t have anything that can take the radiation long enough to make it to the crank.”
“How much radiation is actually coming off that thing?”
“By a human count around eight thousand roentgen an hour.”
“You’re sure?”
“More, closer to the core, but the core is farther down the hall, and there’s some shielding between it and the crank”
“Tell me about the crank.”
“It’s… it’s supposed to be operated by a single crew member, but I saw it through one of the cameras right after the explosion, before the cameras died. There’s most of a metal door on top of it. It has to be moved before the crank could be operated.”
Valery looked between them, and at the door, and nodded once.
“We’re going in,” he decided resolutely. When they stared at him, he steadied himself on the tilting floor. “I can shield you long enough to get there and back.”
“You… what?”
“I’m going to shield you,” he repeated in a voice that allowed no argument. “We’re going in. You two are going to move the door and pull the crank. I’m going to keep you alive. Clear?”
“But..”
“I asked you if you understand me, Gaz.”
There was a look in his eyes, wild and fierce. Gaz had never seen a human like this before, let alone their quiet scientist friend. It was frightening, and when he traded nervous glances with Farro, it was clear he felt the same. “Clear.”
“Good. Get ready to open the door and get ready to hustle. I can’t hold a shield like this for very long.”
Without a word, Gaz reached for the door controls. Like all the doors close to the core, it was a manual door, and he took a long, steadying breath. Beside him, Farro got ready to move.
Valery closed his eyes and concentrated hard. Glowing gold-green shields spilled out of his hands and wrapped around Farro and Gaz, warm and soothing, deeply scented of a forest in the first minutes of sunrise.
“What about you?” Farro asked, almost at the same time that Gaz realized Valery didn’t have a shield of his own.
“I can take it. Go!”
There was no time to argue. Gaz yanked the door open, and they ran, barely able to keep their feet amid the rubble. Chunks of matte black stone shielding littered the floor. Valery only looked at the stone and focused harder, the shields around Farro and Gaz turning to green crystal that flowed with them as they ran.
The crank came into sight. As Gaz thought, there was a great metal door blocking it. He and Farro wasted no time applying all their muscle to it, adrenaline and desperation lending them the strength they needed to shove it aside.
When Gaz pulled the crank, it felt like victory, but there was no time for celebration. The core was shielded, but there was more than enough radioactive rubble in the hallway to kill them all if Valery’s shield failed.
“Done?” Valery asked, hands shaking with effort, but with determination blazing around him. Gaz nodded. “Good. Time to go.”
They ran, tripping over rubble and crashing into the walls as the ship tried to stabilize over and over, and failed. Finally they made the door and dove through. Gaz slammed the emergency closure, and the door trembled as thick shielding closed over it, cutting off the escape of any more radiation.
With a pained gasp, Valery let his shields fall, and collapsed to the floor, skin red and burned-looking.
“Did we do it?” he asked as Gaz reached for him, and held up a hand. “Give me a minute. I’m not feeling great. Is the core shielded?”
“It is,” Farro said, and knelt beside Valery. As Gaz reported in to the captain, assuring her that the core was contained. Now, at least, they had a chance to call for help. “How did you do that?”
“My grandfather is a Lesnik,” Valery smiled without humor, and let Farro help him up slowly. “I have a little magic in my veins.”
“Is that why… why you could take the radiation?” Gaz asked, supporting him from the other side even as Valery toed off his shoes and left them behind. “Your human magic?”
“No,” Valery said, and glanced towards the medical bay when they passed it, before he kept walking. Later, Gaz would remember that glance, and curse himself ten times a fool. But for now, he let Valery lead them to the crew quarters. “I’m human. We don’t die easy. There’s an incinerator onboard, right? With containment?”
“Yes,” Farro said when they reached Valery’s room, and the human stripped to his skin. It was odd. Usually humans were skittish about nudity, but Valery didn’t hesitate to dump all of his clothing into the metal waste-bin by his desk. “Why?”
“Burn all of this,” Valery said, and passed to over. A wave of his palm encased the bin in more of his green magic. “It’s all covered in radioactive dust. Better do it fast. I’m too tired to hold a shield.”
With that, he waved them out and stumbled for the small shower attached to his rooms, and left Gaz and Farro holding the green-glowing waste-bin.
“Better do as he says,” Farro said at last, and they let the door close behind them. Shouts were echoing through the ship and Gaz wanted to go to them, wanted to reassure them, but Valery told them to burn his clothing, and the green shield around the bin was already flickering weakly. “Where…?”
“Here,” Gaz said when they came to the chute, and held it open for Farro to dump the whole thing down into the well-contained incinerator below. With the threat disposed of, he hesitated. “He’s not… human’s can’t take that sort of radiation, can they?”
“I don’t know,” Farro whispered, the adrenaline wearing off all at once. He sagged against the wall, eyes dark and worried. “No one knows what humans can do. Not really.”
With fear crackling between them, they looked back at the closed door to their human’s room, a clear message that Valery did not want company. “What do we do?”
“What can we do? The ship is dead in the water. We can’t go anywhere until a rescue comes.”
“Carry him to medical?”
“Medical is full of people who were hurt in the blast. He doesn’t… seem hurt. Just tired. I read that paper from the Ha’reeti xenobiologist. Magic wears humans out, and Valery said he’s not very good at it…”
“Maybe,” Gaz said reluctantly. Valery’s door remained firmly closed. “We need to report, and maybe we can tell the Captain that we need a Human ship to meet us. Someone who can… who can make sure he’s alright.”
+
“Carrier Arctic, please come in!”
“He’s crashing. What happened?”
“He… he protected us. He shielded us from- he said he could take the radiation. He said-“
“Humans don’t- they don’t just die. Everyone knows how hard it is to- we have to save him!”
“Carrier Arctic, come in!”
“His body is shutting down. I don’t know how to treat a human! No Ravsi could- how long was he exposed?”
“I don’t know. Not more than a few minutes. He said- he said we had to be fast.”
“Arctic, we have a dying human onboard, please send help!”
+
Gaz sat on the floor Valery’s empty room, a bottle in his hand. Ravsi didn’t weep like most races, but his throat was raw from screaming helplessly into the silent room. The room that had been carefully stripped of everything their human owned, all of it given to the incinerator to protect the crew from any lingering contamination. The room itself was cleaned, decontaminated, and cleaned again, until there wasn’t so much as a hint of the human who used to live there.
Of the human who chose to protect a crew of people who weren’t even his own species rather than save his own life.
Of the human who died in the hospital of Carrier Arctic, too far gone for even the greatest of their healers to save.
The door slid open soundlessly, and Gaz might have flow to his feet, mad with grief, if it hadn’t been Farro, four more bottles in his hands.
“I asked how humans mourn,” he said as he slid down the wall to sit beside Gaz, and offered one of his full bottles to replace Gaz’s empty one. “They… they told me to raise a glass. They did it… they did it to show me how.”
“What do they say?” Gaz asked, and stared down at the bottle in his hands. “When they do that?”
“They said,” Farro said, and raised the bottle to their friend, to the human who saved them all. “To the glorious dead.”
Humans are unstoppable...Until they aren’t.
I’m not the most eloquent writer, but I’ve had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I’d put it out into the universe.
A lot of the basis for the “humans are space orcs” stuff is the idea that we’re pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don’t kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress.
But that doesn’t make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesn’t mean it’s fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least it’s probably quick.
So - Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum-relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- there’s a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, ‘welp, guess we’ll die then’. But then.
BUT THEN
They ask the human. Because everyone’s heard the stories - you’re basically unkillable, right? Could you survive long enough in there to fix it? And their human goes real quiet for a second, but still says ‘Yeah, I could fix it’. And the rest of the crew is like, ‘Whaaaaaa, it won’t kill you?’ and the human repeats “I can fix it” (which isn’t an answer, but no one catches that, not yet at least), so they send ‘em in. And the human fixes it, they come back, the ship flies to safety, and the crew is thrilled to survive. If the human is a little quiet, well, they’re entitled after pulling off a miracle. Everyone else is just excited to get to the nearest station’s bar to tell their very own human story, cuz, ‘those crazy humans, amiright?’.
The good mood keeps up until the human is late for their next shift. At first it’s just faint unease, but- but they earned a bit of a lie-in, right? No reason to begrudge them some extra rest, even if it is a little weird for them to oversleep. They’ll be fine. Humans are always fine.
(Right?)
(…Wrong.)
- What is… help. Help!-
- ake up! You have t-
- been days. You need sleep, you-
- nother transfusion. We could-
- out of sedatives!-
A week later, the crew finally reaches the station. They stumble into the bar, haggard and haunted. And over the next months and years a new rumor about humans starts to make its way through space. A rumor unlike any before.
‘Be careful with your humans’ it whispers. ‘Their strength is not always a blessing. Be sure they don’t do something they can’t come back from, because when a human dies… they die slowly.’
The thing is, humans can be tricky. And if they’re sufficiently pack-bonded with a ship’s crew? And that crew is in danger? They’ll willingly offer themselves up to make sure the crew survives.
They won’t tell their crewmates that whatever danger it is will just kill them slowly, that they can endure the exposure but not the long-term effects.
But the idea that humans can be fragile? Can die later from exposure to radiation or toxins or electricity or even smoke inhalation?
It seems preposterous!
There are too many stories about humans surviving all sorts of conditions that would kill their other crewmates. A human dying slowly, later, lingering and in agony? It’s a creepy story but of course it’s not true.
But then… another crew shares their own story. Their human volunteered to go into the danger zone to fix what needed to be fixed. Or maybe she had to retrieve a critical component or resource. And she lingered. Wasted away. Later the human doctors told their medical team there was nothing they could do but make sure she was comfortable, ease her pain before the end.
And yet another crew, whose human plunged through smoke and ash to make sure his crew could escape. He choked and coughed and couldn’t get enough air. Their medical commander performed an autopsy and found his lungs and throat and sinuses all coated in black soot and blackened mucus and red blood.
So the stories spread. Just because they don’t die of shock, just because they don’t die right away doesn’t mean it won’t kill them. They linger in agony or unconscious or waste away slowly.
But what’s most horrifying of all?
When other humans hear the stories from the traumatized crewmembers?
They aren’t surprised or horrified.
They say “Of course”
They say “I would have done the same”
They say “it was the Right Thing to do”
And they’ll smile (what the crew’s human would have called a sad smile) and toast to the dead. For making “The ultimate sacrifice for the folks they loved” and every human listening will say the name and drink a shot of liquor.
oh GOD there’s MORE
An addendum:
“Star Log 1478. Captain Velhin.
It has been 24 hours since Elizabeth, known to us as Lizzy, had died. We… We had no idea anything was wrong. She seemed pale, yes, but we had heard stories of Human skin paling in the absence of sun light. We thought it was normal. That, at the next station, her skin would return to it’s golden completion. This was not the case.
We first noticed the issue when we would find red in, admittedly, odd places. Lizzy worked as an engineer, and many of the stains were near her work area. Humans are, perhaps, the only species I know with red blood. The appearance of the stains unnerved and frightened us all.
The second, and more dour of the two signs, was when we had found the source. We were willing to brush the stains off as a minor injury retained from when she had bravely walked into the burning wreckage to save Zleka. The truth was much darker. Holraim bring her bliss. It was Zleka who had discovered the problem. Lizzy was coughing up blood.
We had done… Everything we could for her. For weeks… But nothing worked. Or medical officer had told me that the ash had grated away at her air ways. She was, effectively, suffocating on her own blood. I knew not what to say. I didn’t understand. Tales of Humans surviving such dangerous conditions. But now we know the cost.
Humans are pack creatures, and wish their group happiness. I suspect that is why she his thus from us. So that we would not panick. She was in pain, for our sakes, dying slowly. It broke my hearts. Holraim bring her bliss. She’s earned it.
We have received a pair of new recruits, today. One is a Human. This one is male, and goes by the name Mark. He would take Lizzy’s place. Our second recrute is to act as a companion to Mark. A "rock” I think the Humans call them. This one is a Astriln. Warlike creatures, but known for fiercely defending the pack. Her name is Jaqal.
When I told Jaqal her duty, she asked what had happened to the last Human. When I had explained… The answer I received was not what I had expected. “She earned her glory. Her fight is done.” I could not believe it. I had thought Jaqal would be horrified at the news, but she seemed… Calm. Even like she expected this. There is much we don’t know of the Astriln. Maybe they are like the Humans. I pray they are not.
Captain Velhin, out.“