Lucid Pirates

Arggg 🦜 we've got DID - They/it

[lucid-pirates]

Trick or Treat!

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[lucid-pirates]

trick or treat ouo

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[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Shout out to elderly people?

Yeah don’t be too loud though

[lucid-pirates]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[evils-corner]

My girlfriend and I found and bought the Stanley Parable Indiebox, and we read through the entire manual and this last page killed us

The Narrator hopes we set Stanley free....😭

[mooncheesiest]

Literally obsessed with the thought of The Narrator being able to manifest physically, and so if Stanley misbehaves he can just

GET HIM

[lucid-pirates]

Drew @ranboolivesaysstuff from the most recent stream

(Posted by Lavender)

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

I love HORROR I love horror so damn much it’s fantastic it’s so intricate yet simple and just man I love it

[lucid-pirates]

My favorite thing is getting scared then laughing, it's like a rollar coster but for my emotions instead of physical

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Do you ever wonder

[lucid-pirates]

Do wonder?

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

I miss streamin so much rn idk why but like I just want to entertain but I also know I need a little break when I’m working LMAO

[lucid-pirates]

Ah so our ranboo introjects are source accurate/lh

[house-ad]

[lucid-pirates]

I don't know what this is, but it said shop now and I want it so bad

[lucid-pirates]

Update, I clicked the button, it brought me to tumblr shop now, I happily awaited the loading of my new horse. Only for it to turn to HORROR "failed to load. Try again." I sat there in pain, only wanting a horse. Was this too much to ask? Was this the tragic ending I deserved. As these thoughts rattled my brain, the page closed out, and I realized something. This pixel horse only exists in our minds. Maybe, just maybe, the shop now horse was the friends we made along the way.

[sonica666]

I'mma about to steal your horse

[lucid-pirates]

D: but but, shop now horse, the horse of my dreams. Do I just sit here and watch in horror as the pixelated joy of my life is taken from me. Shop now horse NOOOOOOO

[bloodiebees]

aaaaaaaaand post

[house-ad]

[lucid-pirates]

I don't know what this is, but it said shop now and I want it so bad

[lucid-pirates]

Update, I clicked the button, it brought me to tumblr shop now, I happily awaited the loading of my new horse. Only for it to turn to HORROR "failed to load. Try again." I sat there in pain, only wanting a horse. Was this too much to ask? Was this the tragic ending I deserved. As these thoughts rattled my brain, the page closed out, and I realized something. This pixel horse only exists in our minds. Maybe, just maybe, the shop now horse was the friends we made along the way.

[allhailthe70shousewife]

[bitter1stuff]

I'm not touching this. @crowbone ?

[crowbone]

Sweet mescaline dreams!

[house-ad]

[lucid-pirates]

I don't know what this is, but it said shop now and I want it so bad

[nasturbate]

my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down

[survey-taker]

for all those who have no idea what he’s talking about

[nasturbate]

THATS THE ONE

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

[serialreblogger]

some IMPORTANT UPDATES

stay tuned for the resolution

[bunbunxian]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER

A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy

[esmew9785]

[ashes-0f-phoenix]

PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!

THERE’S MOOOORE

[tlhrfanfic]

This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much

GOOD FOR THEM!

[lostsometime]

this is adorable but i’m still just stuck on ‘he keeps crawling into my lap and cuddling and nuzzling me, but i can’t tell if he LIKES ME-likes me, please help’

dude

[jumpingjacktrash]

if you read romances and think “no one is that oblivious in real life” i have some news for you my friend

[lucid-pirates]

Boyflux

Male most of the time, but it fluctuates. Sometimes Micheal feels more like a boy and sometimes they only feel a little like a boy and mostly nonbinary. Sometimes Michael cries himself to sleep (think of it like percentages 10% boy 80% agender 10% rad)

Genderfaun

Genderfluid minus femininity. Sarah is genderfaun and he glides between genders like butter, but when ze tries to get through femininity it doesn't work. Sarah thinks feminine never ever feels right

Ghoulboy

Being masculine in the ways that matter. Male in the public eye. Male for bathrooms, male for coffee. But when it comes down to it there's no real perception of gender. (Allergy warning: this product is generally used by neurodivergents)

Xoy

A non-binary boy. I would absolutely kiss one if I met one. Ignore the last sentence. Nonbinary but male aligned. A more neutral term for boy. I think they're really attractive, just give me one chance. Ignore the last sentence.

Paraboy

They have multiple genders, but one is the alpha. In this case an alpha male. Basically more than one in a bisexual sense with male being their primary gender and generally another being their secondary. Ur mom is my secondary ayo.

Transmasc

That feeling when you're not amab but you sure are masculine. Kero identifys as a male and is very masculine. Remember kids, you don't have to use he/him is you're a male. And also men can wear dresses and honestly they look really good in them.

Hope this helps, happy gender shopping