I’m short on fuse to start,

and you’re all made of sparks! ˎˊ˗

[trainingdummyrabbit]

my particular brand of aroace is really funny bc i dont care a shit about anything ever at all and sometimes i even dont like it but the lesbian in me is also very aware of when girls prety so itll be "haha omgggg hiiii twirls hair ^_^ [absolutely no intent whatsoever]"

[ship-of-skitties]

[theehorsepusssy]

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[bunchashapes]

what’s your favorite metal gear solid cutscene? this is mine

[valmagi]

Tumblrs block function is SO ass someone I have blocked on main reblogged the naughty bear post and I didn’t even know because I have them blocked on main so they didn’t show up in the notes

[orteil42]

New technology discovered: 🦑🥪Squid sandwich! You may now craft 🦑🥪Squid sandwiches out of 1🍞bread and 1🦑squid.

New technology discovered: ♻️Recycling! You may now uncraft 🦑🥪Squid sandwiches back into 1🍞bread and 1🦑squid.

New technology discovered: 🥪Sandwich efficiency! All 🥪sandwich recipes now yield twice as many sandwiches.

[krafterwrites]

Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips

(Source)

[valmagi]

[socpens]

it's time for MARIO PARTY 1 but we are dressed as our characters.... tune in!!!

Watch this video on Twitch Live

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

[playthings2007]

[craftykit]

A thought just occured to me

[craftykit]

a lot of people in the tags asking “what if I’m both” but this guy gets it

[mamarobotnikoffical]

@hl2-freeman-official

[hl2-freeman]

What does that Vortigaunt have chiseled abs

[weirdrtvscomments]

DEEP CUT made me laugh!

[dislocated-thumbs]

That- that Woman.🧍‍♀️ is waiting ⏰ for us 👥 sitting 🪑 Cross-Legged 🦵❌ on the Floor. That is what people 👨🧑👩 in San Francisco 🏙 do and that’s where all 🌎 the SCIENTISTS 🧑‍⚕️ ARE FROM. Where ⁉️ did you 🫵 take us ❓

[blacktobackmesa]

"YOUR CHILD IS A SCIENTIST."

[thoughtfulrobot]

Oh wow, y'all weren't kidding about the stream having technical difficulties

[artaelyn]

The stream was really, really good

[solarcircuits]

here be the quickest sketch of mouseman as a mouse, done in 5 mins cus I gotta go sleep.

Hope the rtvs team knows they are awesome and the stream was amazing :))