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i made a meme

Kills the bug: Elias, Luca, Klaus, Azusa, Vincent.

Takes it outside: Yukiya, Serge, Joel, Leon, Glenn, Cerim, Sigurd, Leslie, Mel.

Screams: Guy, Liz, Amelia.

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…Screams while killing it: Zeus.

Explain A Wizardess Heart Route Badly

Elias: A spoiled brat gets turned into a pig, and then he learns how to love.

Luca: A bisexual prince with mommy issues cons his girlfriend.

Yukiya: A boy goes through some body changes so he compensates by meeting half naked women at midnight and listening to his pet dog.

Klaus: A girl dates a dick for two weeks and doesn’t know it.

Randy: A girl falls in love with a candy-crazed lunatic with an identity crisis.

Azusa: A sociopath drugs and abuses his girlfriend and she’s totally okay with it.

Joel: A girl falls in love with a famous singer that was secretly a girl at some point.

Vincent: A guy friendzones a girl to fight his pedophilia.

Leon: A unicorn pulled a dick move to be a human.

these are so accurate i-

BRO IM SHAKING OMG IM SO READY AHHHHHHHHHH

wizardess heart and shit