Sanctimonia Vincet Semper

Malfoy/ Slytherin related posts

[slytherinnpride]

Lucius Malfoy, first & last scene.

[a-sirius-problem]

Fun Harry Potter fact that most people don't know because they only watch the movies: The Malfoy family are called "war deserters" because in the Deathly Hallows pt 2 it shows them fleeing from the war. But in the book they actually stayed until the very end.

[incorrect-lucissa-quotes]

Narcissa: I think it’s time to have the talk. Tell him about the birds and the bees.

Lucius, to Draco: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate. Both bird and bee populations, they’re plummeting.

[incorrect-lucissa-quotes]

Judge: How do you plead?

Narcissa, whispering to Lucius: Not guilty.

Lucius: Hot milky.

Narcissa: *facepalm* Just lock him up

[fanonical]

draco: i spilled potion on your fanciest robes

lucius: you spilled!

lucius: asjdaskfhsdl

lucius: potion! on my fanciest dress robes!

[littlechinesedoll]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake.  The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes. 

[silentandfriendly]

sorry, love

[hell-sanity]

the head touch

[roseserena]

this is so fucking cute

[anglophiles-anonymous-deactivat]

never not reblog Jason Isaacs. 

[oblviatcd]

Draco: Father, I am here to confess my sins.

Lucius: What’s the tea, my child?

[incorrecthouseofblack]

Computer: [please choose a password]

Lucius: *types ‘Narcissa’ *

Computer: [too weak]

Lucius: *flipping monitor* Say that again you motherfucker!

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Lucius, throwing his head on Narcissa's lap and looking up at her innocently: Cissy, tell me I'm pretty.

Narcissa, resting her hand on his cheek and smiling lovingly at him: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[incorrecthouseofblack]

Narcissa: Do you know what time it is?

Lucius: A watch doesn’t really go with this outfit.

[incorrecthouseofblack]

Narcissa: Would you take a curse for me?

Lucius: Yes, but why–

[Bellatrix bursts into the room angrily]

Narcissa, already running away: Thanks!

[incorrecthouseofblack]

Lucius: you all only hate me because you do not like me and i’m mean to you. grow up.

[fenharel]

‘My Lord’, said a voice, desperate and cracked. He turned: there was Lucius Malfoy sitting in the darkest corner, ragged and still bearing the marks of the punishment he had received after the boy’s last escape. One of this eyes remained closed and puffy. ‘My Lord… please… my son…’

[i-wana-be-a-bi-llionaire]

I have this harry potter headcanon right that one day Narcissa spots all the Weasley’s in their hand made jumpers in diagon alley, and at first she’s like omg that’s so lame how ridiculous, can you imagine being so poor you have to make your own clothes?? But then someone says something offhand about knitting requiring skill and suddenly she’s like, I could 100% do better than the Weasley woman and I’m gonna prove it. So she goes through this phase of making jumpers for Lucius and Draco who are both like pls stop but are too scared not to wear the jumpers.

[incorrect-lucissa-quotes]

Voldemort: How about you, Lucius? I require your wand…

Lucius: Let me check with Narcissa.

Voldemort: Give me your wand! It’s not a choic-

Lucius: Yeah, she said no.

[luciusmalfoyimagines]

Imagine Narcissa whispering to Lucius that she just lied to Voldemort about Harry. Imagine Lucius’ eyes widening in shock and thinking to himself “I am married to the most badass woman on the planet.”

[slytherinnpride]

“It is not our enemies that defeat us.  It is our fear.”