BITTER / BETTER (ap)

[luckfucked]

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|’ VONBRANDT > soft stuff? already? hell yeah!  / ACCEPTING!    ‘ ✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.

  ‘JACKIE VISIBLY TWITCHED AT THE CONTACT ‘NOT EXPECTING IT AND HALF THE TIME NOT USED TO IT. Sure she had no concept of PERSONAL SPACE / BY CHOICE OF COURSE / BUT WAS ALWAYS THROWN OFF BY OTHERS TOUCHING HER. Kind of came with being some infamous criminal, or at least her and her………15? 17? SOME NUMBER OF PERSONAS. And she had a bad habit when she was in thought, really in thought, of just IGNORING REALITY. (AFTER ALL, FEAR OF BEING ATTACK HAD LONG DISSIPATED / WHAT WITH HER ‘LUCK’ OF NOT DYING EVEN WHEN SHE SHOULD HAVE MANY TIMES OVER). But a great way to pull her out of her thoughts was a hand running against her back clasped in her usual dark t-shirt, now that her mask and jacket lay on her knees.

   ‘SHE DIDN’T COMPLAIN ‘NO, RATHER QUICKLY A SMILE FLICKERED TO HER FACE AND SO DID A LAUGH. Whether natural or just something to display that she wasn’t as TENSE as she had probably appeared (AND IN REALITY HAD BEEN). Eyes still contacted-up darted their way to the other woman, a glint in them fitting her EXPRESSION before playfully leaning back with an almost FLIRTATIOUS tone to her voice / NOT ABNORMAL WITH ANYONE IN ALL REALITY.        ❝Babe, you just being nice or trying to get my attention. Either way I really don’t care, but damn do you know how to get it if you’re going for the latter.—❞    

[rockinrpmemes]

Acts of Affection

Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!

Family/Platonic:

✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.

✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.

★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.

✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.

☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.

☀  Singing them to sleep.

☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 

☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.

✥ Play fighting!

❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

Shipping/Romance:

♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.

♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.

❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.

❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 

❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.

❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.

ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.

ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.

￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.

Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

Sexual/NSFW:

✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.

✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.

♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.

✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.

✦  Giving a sensual massage.

♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.

▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.

▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.

► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.

[luckfucked]

“How the fuck did you crack their skull?”

|’ LACKSMOTIVE > learn some manners! / ACCEPTING!

   ❝ Well that’s easy!—❞     It was almost in a giddy manner that her voice rang out behind THICK LATEX / UNNATURALLY COLORED HUES SNAPPING TO THE OTHER (AIDED WITH THE HELP OF CONTACTS / BUT HONESTLY SHE LIKED WHEN PEOPLE BELIEVE SHE WAS JUST A FREAK) 

   ‘DESPITE CHIPPER VOICE, THE SCENE WAS GRIM ‘AND SHE DIDN’T AID TO THIS FACTOR AT ALL. A foot connected with a bloody and mangled head of the corpse on the ground, before KNEELING DOWN beside him.       ❝ First I shoved the edge of the butt of my gun inside his mouth– - you know, you gotta improvise when you run out of the slugs. Then I just smashed it against the wall a few times. His skull being between the gun and the wall didn’t help. But the fucker was real chatty and real touchy and well—❞    Head was grabbed, propping it against her SHOULDER as if posing for a picture, even without face seen it was EVIDENT SHE WAS WEARING A GRIN FITTING THAT IDEA.        ❝ But now he’s real quiet and its just me n’ you chatting!—❞  

[luckfucked]

“Don’t worry I only broke 90% of their bones”

|’ VONBRANDT > learn some manners! / ACCEPTING!

    ❝ So what did you keep in tact? Their feet? Because from what I’ve heard those have the most bones out of anywhere in the body—❞     A ‘tsk’ left / MUFFLED / from a reptilian based mask. A BIT DIFFERENT THEN HER USUAL GET UP, BUT SHE HAD BEEN FEELING LIKE A WARDROBE CHANGE THAT NIGHT. The criminal kind of wanted to see something other then ‘The Golden Skull’ on the tv all the time, as herself and the public had penned her usual get up.

   ‘BUT, WELL, HER WORK WAS SNUFFED ‘GUESS SHE’D HAVE TO PASS UP ON THAT MERC’ MONEY TONIGHT. Now a more stupidly aggressive KILLER might have become violent at one who had taken their work / BUT THAT WOULDN’T GET HER THE PAYCHECK / AND HONESTLY SHE WAS A BIT IMPRESSED TOO. But despite baseball bat being twisted to lay lax against a red-clothed shoulder, it didn’t stop a disappointed tone coming from her. (PLAYFUL OR NOT, IT WAS HARD TO TELL WITH HER / HER HUMOR MIXED SO OFTEN WITH HER HONESTY)       ❝ Dang, and to think I pulled Rexy out of the closet for nothing. You didn’t happen to let just one of them accidentally escape or anything, did you?—❞

[luckfucked]

" you really should see the other guy. " / from ry !

|’ SELFSAVING > learn some manners! / ACCEPTING!

     ❝ Christ, got any pictures? Because if you look like well, like you do, I honestly do want to see what the other fucker looks like cause geez. Not to be an ass but you are NOT pleasant on the eyes right now. I’m getting some sympathy pains and they don’t feel pleasant.—❞     As if to make a show, A HAND MOVED AGAINST HER SHOULDER AS IF DISPLAYING THOSE ‘SYMPATHY PAINS’.

    ‘JACKIE PERHAPS COULD BE PINNED DOWN AS STUPIDLY ‘FRIENDLY’ ‘SHE WASN’T IGNORANT, THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL SHE COULD BE. And yet a gloved hand extended, AN UNSPOKEN OFFER / UNIVERSAL AS IT WAS. A display that she could offer aid, or at least make an attempt to. She didn’t have ALLEGIANCES / LOYALTIES / OR ANY OF THOSE TYPES (AFTER ALL, ANY THAT SHE DID HAVE WERE LONG GONE). But she sure as fuck wasn’t going to spend the rest of her life being a cold & callous loner / even given PROFESSION AND ALL. So, it harmed her even less to display some sort of sympathy or at least the semblance of it then it did to just be heartless / REGARDLESS IF SHE COULD TRULY BE PINNED AS THAT OR NOT. (HELL, HELPING SOMEONE OUT USUALLY AIDED HER ANYWAYS, AT LEAST FROM WHAT SHE HAD DISCOVERED.)     ❝ You need anything for that? I don’t have much– - some bandages, might even have some band-aids with those cutesy-animals or whatever. They were on discount. I also have some pain killer, or the liquid kind in the brown bottle.—❞

[mmemesforrp]

A lot of violence and a lot of swearing starters

Possibly a lot of trigger warnings. Violence, blood, death, injuries, knives, guns etc.

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“How the fuck did you crack their skull?”

“You promised not to fucking do this”

“I would have crushed their brains”

“What the fuck did you do?”

“You kicked their head in because they owed you money?”

“You fucking stabbed the guy”

“You killed someone? I’m so proud of you”

“I hope they spend their last few breaths knowing they never should have tested me”

“There’s still blood in the fucking carpet”

“I told you I did stupid stuff when I got pissed off”

“There’s still blood on the car”

“My knife broke off in his chest somewhere”

“They didn’t deserve that”

“You really should see the other guy”

“They know it was your gun”

“They won’t make it”

“Don’t worry I only broke 90% of their bones”

“You should stab them and see how they fucking like it”

“They fucking deserved what they got”

[vhsmeme]

* random act prompts

send a symbol for our muses to interact!

💨 catch my muse in a lie 

🛑 stop my muse from doing something reckless

🥄 feed my muse when they’re ill or injured

🔍 help my muse find a lost item

⚠️ clean up my muse after a fight

⚓ keep my muse anchored (anxiety, nightmare, etc.)

🔫 take a bullet for my muse

🛁 give my muse a bath

🛏️ carry my muse to bed

☠️ protect my muse

✋ hold my muse’s hand

🔪 stab my muse (accident, on purpose)

🚗 leave town with my muse

🕯️ remind my muse that they matter

💥 our muses share a tense moment

📖 our muses read a story

🎀 give my muse a gift

👊 our muses train

🌹 teach my muse something (include details)

🗝️ our muses share a quiet moment

🥪 our muses have a snack

🧡 for an eskimo kiss

❣️ for a top of the head kiss

💛 for a kiss on the cheek

💞 for a kiss on the hand

🖤 for a kiss on a wound (bruise, scar, etc.)

💚 for a forehead kiss

🔥 for an angry and relieved hug

💙 for a hug that won’t be remembered

🤔 for an unwanted hug

🎧 for a calming hug

💧 for a tearful hug

😩 for a ‘ forgive me ’ hug

💟 for a happy hug

🛸 for a goodbye hug

🎉 for a hug filled with laughter

[luckfucked]

    ❝ Thanks to one brilliant individual, I am now accepting applications to the new hottest shit to ever hit Los Santos- THE GHOST RIDER GANG. Requirements? One bike and one skull mask.❞  

[luckfucked]

snarksniped:

  “ Nope, ” he answers, bracing his arms on the railing before hopping up to sit on the top bar. “ Don’t think I’ve ever tried to nail someone like that on purpose. I’m more of a direct headshot guy than doin’ fancy shit to kill some dude. ” It wouldn’t hurt to get some flair to his skill, certainly not, but it just isn’t his thing. Sticking to the shadows is his MO over all else.

  “ – Hey, uh, question of my own here. How many other people have you seen wandering around with skull masks? You think you guys could start your own biker gang? ”

  ❝ Welp, guess that’s just a me thing then! Though guess it’s cause I can’t get a head shot worth shit even when aiming sooooooo- might as well make it LOOK cool right even if it’s all luck. I’m more of the make as much noise as possible type of gal- BIG fan of bombs and automatics, you feel?❞     Vision cast towards the night sky moved over to the man that had sat down on the rail, SOME TYPE OF HUMOR EVEN IN ALTERED EYES. 

 ❝ Wait, how many people have YOU seen with skull masks around? I might’ve heard of another skull-mask wearin’ person on the news or something, but I don’t pay too much attention to that stuff. It’s all drama and bullshiting and politics and blegh.❞     She faked the sound of being disgusted, even as far as tongue sticking out EVEN IF IT DIDN’T MATTER- what with said mask and everything.   ❝ But that’s one hell of a thought- if you got some numbers to some other ‘ghost riders’, I’ve got the biker club.❞

[rpmememaker]

Sentence Meme sentences

[violacexus-blog]

rpmememaker:

“Are you crazy?”

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Are you even listening to yourself?”

“Are you sure they won’t find out?”

“Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?”

“Be mine.”

“Do I know you?”

“Do you love me?”

“Do you remember this?”

“Do you trust me?”

“Don’t go.”

“Don’t let me die”

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Explain yourself.”

“For you, I would _____”

“Give it back.”

“Give me another chance.”

“Have you ever even done this before?”

“How drunk are you right now?”

“I already regret this.”

“I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that.”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“I can’t even look at you.”

“I could kill you!”

“I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”

“I didn’t do it.”“

"I didn’t know you could do that.”

“I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you.”

“I have to go.”

“I just want to cuddle.”

“I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you.”

“I miss you so very much.”

“I missed you.”

“I need a drink.”

“I need a hug.”

“I never really loved you.”

“I owe you.”

“I think I broke it.”

“I think I’m falling in love with you. ”

“I think I’m forgetting something.”

“I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you.”

“I want to be yours.”

“I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.”

“I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying.”

“I’m going to be sick.”

“I’m not speaking to you anymore.”

“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”

“I’ve never heard that one before.”

“If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?”

“It was me”

“It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes.”

“Just go.”

“Just leave me alone.”

“Just let me die.”

“Just relax.”

“Just what did we do last night?”

“Kiss me you idiot.”

“Kiss me.”

“Make me.”

“Marry me?”

“My Parents don’t know”

“My parents know.”“

"Never again.”

“Nh, don’t be so rough!”

“No, that can’t be my baby.”

“No! You can’t die on me now!”

“Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!”

“Put. The. Weapon. Down.”

“Shut up and listen.”

“Take responsibility.”

“That isn’t mine.”

“That looked easier on TV.”

“That sounds painful.”

“That was a bad plan.”

“That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”

“They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar.”

“This stays between us.”

“Truth hurts, don’t it?”

“Want to hear a secret?”

“We need to talk.”

“We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected.”

“What are we doing here?”

“What are you afraid of?”

“What are you touching?”

“What are you?”

“What do you need?”

“What happened to you?”

“What have I done this time?”

“What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

“What were you thinking?”

“Where are my clothes?”

“Where did you find this?”

“Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?”

“Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?”

“Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”

“You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!”

“You coward.”

“You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!”

“You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!”

“You mean everything to me.”

“You owe me.”

“You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”

“You’re all out of ____.”

“You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me.”

“You’re pregnant and It’s mine”

“You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.”“

"You’re under arrest.”

[luckfucked]

OOC: her biography is finished! It does have a lot of triggers like abuse, alcohol abuse, child death, body horror, horror, gore, mentioned racism, etc. 

[luckfucked]

OOC: FINALLY adding her biography. It’s absolutely a lot more ‘normal edge’ then her personality tbh. 

[luckfucked]

❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜

|’ BRITISHGOLD > meme team supreme

      ❝ Seriously? Your sunglasses look like the cost more then my bike.—❞     She had followed the FIRE ENGINE that had almost hit her, pulling up beside it on her Bati—— her expectation of a fireman had dropped a bit ago, though, HAVING FOLLOWED THE MAN DRIVING IT.   ❝Now, I’d be more pissed about you almost running me over, but I have more pressing things in mind— like can I ride in that? Please? I really want to ride in that. And I feel like shooting you in the head and taking it wouldn’t help me cause I don’t know how to drive that and I  r e a l l y  just want to use the hose.❞

[gunsblades]

[violacexus-blog]

trcshymemes:

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[luckfucked]

❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜

|’ SNARKSNIPED > meme team supreme

       ❝ You’re speaking the common-mans thoughts here, my man. Waking up fucking sucks. My wakeup call this morning was the muffled sounds of gunshots and yelling from a ditch down in Sandy Shores. And let me tell you—❞     A small pause was taken, a laugh coming from her lips. IT HONESTLY SEEMED TO BE ONE LACED WITH HUMOR.    ❝I don’t know about sticks and stones breaking bones, but they sure as hell suck to sleep on. So, what caused you to wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Life?❞

[luckfucked]

" i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming. " aaand from gta velma if you'd like !

|’ SELFSAVING > meme team supreme

        ❝ Not to be the worry-wart, but that sure is an ominous thing to just drop on a girl. I mean, are you expecting something to happen? What type of warning is that to just give?❞     Behind mask, there was the slight change of expression that could be REGISTERED through the sockets. It’s was quizzical more than anything. JACKIE CONSTANTLY LIVED IN A CASE WHERE SHE COULD DIE ANYWAYS.    ❝I’m not exactly track-star gold medalist. If there’s something my guns or a quick car can’t handle, I just assume myself screwed anyways.❞