the sea hates a coward

hi im lucky • 25 • tiefling • sorcerer • taken

[givemearmstopraywith]

yeah i’m stupid. i’m also the smartest man in the world and God’s favourite princess. i cannot die, i’m the best person you’ll ever meet, and the worst girl who’s ever lived. let’s kiss with tongue.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[dogpuppy]

[stroebe2]

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[bigmeatpete69420]

This princess forgot about super glue

[larval-tear]

sorry i am a dumb bitch

[unethicalfemme]

yes i am a princess and also a depraved freak pervert. sorry for being perfect.

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[tatzelwurming]

i get so gay off that poison

[olivoil-xd]

[tatzelwurming]

it’s happening i can feel it hapoening

[cryptotheism]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[langernameohnebedeutung]

glass cannon is objectively the sexiest build. you put down 10 enemies in one go and then need to be carried off the battle field the next round? so hot

[shapeware]

i'm cute and i'm fun and i should be enjoyed. also you can choke me a little

[emodennis]

[flopptropica]

[weepingwidar]

Wenzel Hablik (Czech, 1881-1934) - The Cloud (1910)

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[fishing-princess]

Whatever. *Apathetically does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ceilingfan5]

MEASURE NEVER

CUT WHENEVER

LIVE FOREVER

DIE ON ANY HILL