call and response

save me deep bass & light substance abuse eurotrash, she/her, 30s, bi free palestine 🇵🇸

[veryintricaterituals]

Happy fourth year anniversary loves

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[sioltach]

[raptorific]

This post came up in conversation once and I tried to google and find it but every variation on the caption I typed in made google hit me with their "hey man, maybe stop searching for racist memes" followed by 10,000 explicitly racist memes and, crucially, not this post. While I am glad this is a feature google has, it definitely did not help me find this post (which is not racist) but it did show me a lot memes (that were on purpose racist)

[calebwittebane]

"axe body spray", "adidas men 3in1 body wash", and other such scents, become exquisite and deeply sensual fragrances when worn by women

[calebwittebane]

this phenomenon is part of, and can be a prelude to, what is known as "girl yaoi"

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[whyberealistic]

honestly I wish I could dedicate myself to being a giant fucking inconvenience as much as the phantom of the opera did

[inkandcayenne]

#i’m not sure that i am capable of being annoying enough#for people to give me a good monthly salary and free theater tickets to get me to stop#but by god i am willing to make the effort

[virgoboy]

i think m.i.a. going full maga makes paper planes the most bittersweet song of the 21st century. listening to it feels like the death of optimism

[asweetprologue]

it's just like. the fact that instead of sending steve back to live out his stupid white picket fence life they could have just had him pass the shield on to sam and fully become Nomad. they did not have to do that to him. i'm still not over it

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[yuniper]

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

[patroclusdefencesquad]

do people understand how good an episode of a tv show has to be in order for it to be watched several times and Still have severe emotional impact?? black sails 2x05

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[lemonlysunny]

Green boi 🌱⚔️

[endiness]

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[endiness]

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.