Triple Threat! The Artiste Extraordinaire

Hiya, nice to meet ya!!!!!! My name's Lucky, and it's nice to meet you!! I love reading, writing, and drawing, among other things. I'm always working on some story, and I have a million projects going all the time. Stories include: - AKS (book!! Very discreet.) - Fabian and Alice's thing (no title yet) - Toughen Up (A story I write on AO3!!) - Scout's Honor (A projected spinoff to said story.) I share art and writing, but I also just tend to, you know, Yap. It's what I do! I'm a storyteller, after all~

[kingcatnine]

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

[kingcatnine]

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

[translatingpostsinfrench]

MA musique émo : Mrs yéyé/sunyel <333 (ma goat ma most listened to pour la totalité du collège)(les anciens sons particulièrement genre cabaret noir, étoile, etc). Indochine j'ai demandé à la lune. Petite soeur je comprends ta douleur . Etc. Si je me rappelle de plus de choses je reviendrai les dire

merci à tous pour vos réponses <33

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was discovered by accident during the Apollo program when NASA discovered what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

short but sweet

[gigglepuffpixie]

[show-me-your-trans-ocs]

Trans OC prompt:

How did your OC realize they were trans, and how did their perception of their gender evolve? For example….

- Were they always aware of their gender identity?

- Did they always feel like “something was wrong”, but didn’t have the words to explain it until they found out about transgender people?

- Did they grow up not experiencing dysphoria and/or gender incongruence, due to not knowing they had the option to change their gender, but start identifying as transgender once they found out they could?

- Do they not fit into any of these example categories?

Feel free to share your OC’s lore as a reblog or in the tags!

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[inertial-reel]

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

[kla1991]

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

[predishthefish]

[creation-help]

Which oc has an alter ego or a secret identity? Share about it!

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[byjove]

suspicious…

[bovineblogger]

(important context: this resident is an ally and this is funny)

so i work in a care home w elderly people and one of my residents called me an intelligent girl, before apologizing and saying intelligent man, before apologizing again and landing on "youre an intelligent transsexual"

[swagophile]

me if i was a mouse and i saw something scary: aw cheese! this is squeaking me out!

my cat friend: i fucking hate hanging out with you

[pocketseizure]

[gemini-enthusiast]

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

[songofsaraneth]

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[crabussy]

currently enamoured beyond reason by a character from a video game I know nothing about. ooohhhh my god. her sweetness

[fadedlovemp3]

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

[translatingpostsinfrench]

amoureffacémp3

jserai tellement énervée si je me prenais une amende de parking à gotham genre un HOMME habillé comme un CLOWN viole la convention de genève chaque semaine putain d'almanach est en liberté en train de faire dieu SAIT quoi et tu vas me mettre une amende parce que je me suis garée pendant 30 min sur un emplacement à 10 min ??? jvous emmerde jvais devenir parking man et plus jamais payer pour le parking weeheehee tu m'attraperas jamais batman !