♔ Milky Way Monarch ♔

Independent Alien OC Written by Jaxter! 21+ Only Please read rules before interacting! This is a SIDEBLOG. Follows back from HammerAndAnvil!

[blackvelvetofnight]

shows you a bug (romantic)

[thailol-deactivated20151204]

[nocuriousjustgeorge-deactivated]

“When you see your crush and her boyfriend together” 😂😂😂

[parting-gone-deactivated2022121]

the queen dying has gotten me thinking about how i never treated you like the queen you were...

[gaypiscesbaby]

[important-animal-images]

[sadclowncentral]

instead of asking myself whether the outcome of a decision is good or bad for my future, i have resorted to choosing the option that is most likely to result in shenanigans. while this inevitably leads to a lot of situations and such, it replaces the feeling of enduring the consequences of your actions with a commitment to the bit, which is a much funnier emotion to have. also, it's hilarious

[r0achinyourc0mputer]

talkative cats are the backbone of society. when you look at a cat and they go "mrrp?" at you? that's what it's all about baby

[oneheadtoanother]

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[seaside-glass]

[ID: image one: Clown Names. Clown Names (Evil)

image two: a reply from user @\gaysails that says, “my mutals vs my blocklist” /end ID]

[newtonpermetersquare]

The Scientific Method

[dizzydevious]

if you asked a beegirl how she felt about something she would say "well, in my bumble opinion..."

[modogoblin]

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

*tasted

[salt-and-pepper-panda]

They did NOT put me on the grill

[luckyhooff]

Sniffs him and-

He pushes their snout away before they can presumably bite him,

" Nah, not this time."

[self-indulgent-fuckery]

[shinji--moon-deactivated2017123]

collector of small and meaningful objects (with no inherent use other than to make the heart glow a little softer)