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[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[branza]

[cattemooncakes]

Reporter: What’s your name?

Hong Kong Protestor: Lee Chun Hei! I won’t commit suicide!

Police: 

[catchymemes]

[liechi]

this is what david tennant looks like in that gay angel demon show

[powerfulwizard]

[milfandmoney-blog]

If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.

[liechi]

im already plenty hung thanks

[amanda-fior]

[everythingfox]

[love-the-person-you-are]

this is so wholesome.

[taxidermy-tits]

this is the level of peace and bliss im trying to achieve

[fuckyahumor]

same

[hot-and-cold-mess-deactivated20]

Doctor: Is there any chance you’re preg-

Lesbians:

[derofeba]

Doctor: are you sure?

Lesbians: Certain, yes.

Doctor: What contraception are you on?

Lesbians: Well technically none but…

Doctor: and you’re sexually active?

Lesbians: well yeah but…

Doctor: and you’re absolutely positive there isn’t any chance you’re pregnant?

Lesbians: I am 115% sure I can’t be pregnant

Doctor:

[rouxls]

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

[kestrel-tree]

Mansplaining protip:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

Ok, which aspect is confusing you?

It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?

So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

[daughter-of-rowan]

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.

[bendingsignpost]

Additional tip:

If you need to bring up a topic you think he’ll argue against, ask him if he knows what it is, nod along as he tells you, and then build on the argument he’s just made for you by laying the base. 

aka, I had a mansplaining coworker who used to trigger the shit out of my PTSD, so one day I asked him if he knew what “trigger” meant as a psychological term. He proceeded to explain my own panic attacks to me and ended up having a facial Oh Shit when I responded with “Yes, that’s exactly what happens to me when you do X, I’m glad you understand.”

It’s very hard to claim ignorance of the subject when you’ve just been so very proud of showing off your knowledge of that subject. 

[drsloppysawbonesmd]

I’m just gonna leave this here for anyone who needs it C:

[objetocotidiano]

summer mood

[bulkingstud]

[georgeslays]

The reasons to love the British Royal family never end

[reallifebfg]

It’s like they’re in a sitcom.

[theinturnetexplorer]

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

[lejacquelope]

[chocolatehighhh]

Please reblog this every time you see it

[anthyies]

this is so funny i

[astrodidact]