Jesus Take The Wheel

Actor. Writer. General sass giver.

[stonedopossums]

Bunnies in flower crowns in case you need something to take your mind off of things

[lubricates]

she’s prettier than me

[bakwaaas]

[aww-so-pretty]

I love the Dalmatians

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[caffeinated-and-confused]

[weloveshortvideos]

[cassiebnuy]

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

[heavytitty]

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

[knitmeapony]

This is just the happiest video IMO. 

“PLAY! FUN!  Happy!  Play?”  *looks at dog*  “No, no play?  Naps?  Okay.  Naps.”  *flop*

[kokoronokaito]

oh she got a wig on?

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

take me home

country toads

[officialcrow]

[epic-humor]

*purple swag voice* smoke

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[bob-belcher]

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[elpatron-delmal]

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about

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[onlytwitterpics]

[01sentencereviews]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This is my last two brain cells

[ruinedchildhood]

when me and bae go to the dollar store

[memoryfromadream]

Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir.

[stability]