What's a nice kid like me doing in a place like this?

Maintain Your Rage And Enthusiasm

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

do you think lady macbeth effectively utilized girl power by making fun of her husband so hard he committed treason thereby creating a conflict that got like hundreds killed

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[chewbacca]

Work Bitch (2013)  |  The Witch (2015)

[troubleshootingspacekangaroo]

Bork Witch

[dailycinema]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[notwiselybuttoowell]

[miathermopolips]

[surprisebitch]

the holy trinity

[logarto]

this is making me HOWL

[pettycentral]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[ogrebattle128-deactivated201404]

eternal classic

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[kikimora-apologist]

Same energy

[loversdreamersandyou]

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[krakenartificer]

Y’know… the longer I live in this world, the more I think cats have it figured out, man. I’m an adult with my own house, in charge of my own schedule, with an afternoon off, and am I going to spend it on top of two big pillows in front of a heating vent? No, I’m not, and why? Because I am not as wise as a friggin cat. 

[pangur-and-grim]

fellas, this is your intellectual aspiration

[happifying-things]

[blizzardofjj]

someone doesnt want to face the day

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

This is a mood

[scummgirl]

[fordarkmornings]

Just a Couple of Girls. Harry Wilson Watrous (American, 1857–1940)

Vicente Romero Redondo (Spanish, b. 1956)

Cafe. Valeriy Gridnev (Russian, b. 1956)

Favorite Stories. Michael Malm (American, b. 1972)

[taylortut]

i recently found out spiders can’t stand peppermint and all i could think about was peter finding out one day that he’s inherited that part of being a spider after trying to eat something peppermint flavored

tony: hey, want a stick of gum?

peter: sure! *puts the gum in his mouth, then expressionlessly opens his mouth and lets the gum fall onto the floor* 

tony:

peter: what the fuck was that

[former-whyistomholland]

I’m crying

[terratheterror]

if you have a twitter and aren’t following this man, you’re a fucking idiot

[terratheterror]

i stan a fucking KING

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[catchymemes]

Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN

[naomster]

me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation