Casual Comedy Racism @ludwigbeilschmeme - Tumblr Blog

dailyusuk

i still love pottertalia you know

#THIS IS WHAT IM HERE FOR #usuk

kkinmewnitoo-blog

Here, have a smol Queen of Spades with his tea. ˉ̞̭(′͈∨‵͈♡)˄̻ ̊

#YASSSSS #CUTIE #LOV HIM

turtle-ly

You know what matters in 2018?

Internet user x FBI/CIA/NSA agent fanfic.

Just look at the possibilities.

“Today he makes another Facebook account, different name, different friends. As much as I know he wants to have a new start, I know that, one more time, he wants to find someone who will make him not delete it. It’s okay. Behind the screen, I want to be that person.”

or

“I took pride in being an Englishman in New York. It started as a harmless joke. I tweeted, saying I’d like to see you at my hotel room in Italy, Mr. nonexistent CIA agent assigned to my computer. What I wasn’t expecting when I opened the door to the cheap hotel room which would be mine for the next week is that, there was a man dressed in fine suit sitting on my bed, looked up at me and grinned.

‘Hello, Arthur. My name is Alfred F. Jones, and I am the CIA agent assigned to you. It’s a pleasure of mine to accompany you on this lovely holiday.’”

#ohhh my god