☆.𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥.𝔅𝔶.𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔬.☆

²³ • 𝖍𝖊➪𝖍𝖎𝖒 •𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 •

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[murdockquills]

sir that is my emotional support snarky tragic male character with parental issues

[spidaerman]

ao3:

me:

[youre-in-the-jungle-baby]

[elegantvamp]

People are surprised that a psychopathic, abusive asshole actually STAYS a psychopathic, abusive asshole and doesn’t change because of the “power of love uwu”??

[littlemissh0ney]

fuck romance except whatever that demon fox kid and the gay emo ninja had going on

[fanfiction-masterlist]

sometimes reading fanfiction is a roulette of what kink am i discovering now

[bitch-i-migth-be]

Some of you can listen to 2000’s songs without getting AMV fandom war flashbacks and it shows

[shes-starcrazy]

"I asked Chat gpt"

OK well I asked my crystal ball and it told me the Girl has reached Goblin City

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you