will byers stan first human second
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
bliss lane
Claire Keane
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
KIROKAZE
Keni
Today's Document
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.
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Noah Kahan
Origami Around
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@bitch-i-migth-be
And now I present you- LET TIM HAS MASCOTS MY GOD. This kid wanted a pet for a long time, Dick has a dog, Damian has... a Zoo- Jason is his own fucking mascot (jk, I love him) BUT TIM DOESN'T. So, I was thinking, and the idea of him having stray birds was my favorite- but I couldn't choose between a bird ideal for spying (Doves) or a bird really cool looking with some mystical meaning behind them (Crows)... So I did both. (And yes, Brat was named after Damian as "Demon Brat")
with ao3 down i hope this reminds us of what a fanfic-less existence looks like. don’t take it for granted! because it sucks not to have it.
fanfic would not exist without the hours of free labour from fanfic writers and volunteer staff. donate to otw if you have the means. taking a second to give kudos is nothing compared to months of work for writers. a comment will probably make their whole day! sharing and reblogging spreads their work. it’s so discouraging when you give your heart to something, only to receive nothing in return.
support fandom creators and staff. they are the heartbeat of everything we enjoy.
The Viewers
Danny and Tucker move in together for college in Gotham
Tucker decided to make tiktoks just for fun, he could teach people about technology and help give tips.
He didn't realize that his viewers could see Danny in the background in some clips.
Danny being Danny was never caught doing something normal instead it was always something weird.
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Tucker: "So you just switch this piece here-"
Danny in the background more than half his body in the fridge, the fridge is very noticeably growling
Tucker who is so used to it, it doesn't even register in his mind that it's not normal.
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Tucker fan-boying about the new Wayne tech
His viewers looking behind him at Danny
Danny running around fighting his food which is also growling & flying
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Tucker modifying his tech for the viewers
Danny's voice in the distance: "Bye Tuck, I need to go soup this guy real quick!"
Viewers: "Cannibalism?!"
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Tucker: "Ah yes a very normal video!"
His viewers watching Danny:
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Just an Idea
Tucker’s chat nicknaming Danny as “soup” because they don’t know his name, so whenever they see Danny in the background they spam SOUP in the chat.
Tucker doesn’t really catch on at first, maybe hes playing a cooking game and is baffled, “chat there’s no option to make soup what are y’all taking about?”
Danny brings Tucker snacks during a charity marathon and the chat BEGS Tucker to bring Danny back. The chat is incessant and Tuck texts Danny real quick if he’s fine with appearing on stream for a few minutes, Danny agrees
Danny joins Tucker and responds to questions from the chat for a little bit.
Some of its basic questions like who he is, if he has a twitch himself (no), and things of the sort
Some other questions he answers give the viewers more questions than answers and some just gave twitch chat so much to speculate on.
“Why are you so small? I want to pick you up and throw you.” “SMALL?! I’m 5’7 thank you very much! Tucker is just a giant of a man and you couldn’t throw me if you tried.”
“Why do you look like a microwaved emo Timothy Chalamet?” “Electrocuted actually.”
“Dude i beg of you buy brown contacts PLEASE” (it probably was a reflection of the ring light but his eyes seemed to glow a brighter shade of blue) “oh I’m scaring you chat? What? Are my eyes too distracting to you? Huh?” (Says this while making unbreaking eye contact with the camera and gets progressively closer with each ‘question’ he asks)
“Do a flip!” “Absolutely not. Well actually,,, if someone donates 1000 bits in the next minute I’ll do it.”
“Someone donated it? Augh shit. Fine.” Danny moves to an open space behind his chair, “but if I fall and die again its on you chat, remember that.” Danny take a breath, stances up, and proceeds to do a perfect standing backflip.
HEHEHEHEHE Danny accidentally becoming a local cryptid is SO funny
They ask what he means by "souping someone" and hes like uhhhh oh I say that to uh bullies, when they're being mean y'know ahaha....
It doesn't sound convincing
Don't you dare hide this in the tags @58thfalcon
@58thfalcon
Oh you’re so right, I cant believe I forgot about the affectionate bullying
“take my money you raw grilled cheese of a man”
“7777777777777777777777777777777777777”
“hey can you pause the game for an hour? I have to walk the dog”
“So you’re one of those IT furries huh?”
“I found your twitch while recovering from surgery and watching your streams made those painful exhausting days a little bit better. Thank you.”
“Does that ass clap or naur?”
“:TuckerHeart: :TuckerPride: :TuckerHeart: :TuckerPride: :TuckerHeart: :TuckerPride: :TuckerHeart: :TuckerPride:”
“This motherfucker can make a fully polished game in a 1 week game jam but doesn’t know how to not burn a fucking bagel. Unbelievable.”
“What do you mEAN you’ve in a watchlist by the US Department of Homeland Security?!! :TuckerPanic: :TuckerPanic:”
(Danny’s Account): “Tucker if you become one of those carnivore diet TikTokers im kicking you off the lease.”
“A beret? so you’re one of the French (derogatory) :TuckerGun:”
“You look like someone who would eat an entire can of chili baked beans in one sitting straight out of the can.”
IT IS DONE
WONDERFUL
I love it, you did wonderful, I was not expecting the voice acting but it really brings it together!
Kxjchvkjsfn THATS COOL!!
Aaa thank you! This was my first time attempting to voice act anything and I’m really really proud of it :D
I actually thought you yoinked the audio from somewhere, the fact that you voice acted it is really cool!!
THAT VIDEO IS SO GOOD GO WATCH IT FRAME BY FRAME
A ceo leaves for a week, very few people notice.
The custodial staff leave for a day, everyone notices.
Sanitation and custodial workers deserve far more money and respect than they generally get.
I don't think people understand the degree to which society is kept alive by the labor of the least well-regarded professions. If sewage technicians and sanitation workers and their expertise and knowledge were to disappear tomorrow, the streets would pile high with bodies in every city. We live in a world where we get to be blessedly ignorant to just how fast, how brutally and how violently cholera can rip through a community. How many babies it can kill. How many elderly bodies it can devour alive. You've never seen what it's like when typhoid takes root.
"Oh but we have modern medicine" if you don't have clean drinking water and a way to dispose of your piss and shit and trash you are going to fucking die. No if or but or maybe, you are dead, and so are half the people you know.
Post-war frenemies <3
Watching a guy die fundamentally changes your relationship with him… or it doesnt. <3
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down
Here’s some fossilized coral.
[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog
some people asked to see what babie looks like so here she is 🐶
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids
NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
I saw this post on the Wikipedia
Why the fuck was this post on Wikipedia
He's just checking his email.
NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.
Rescued media. Fuck it.
This was the first thing I saw when I opened Tumblr and I honestly don't know what reality is anymore.
beautiful conversations happening on twitter
normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people
stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.
So I’ve read fics where the Justice League assumes Batman and Nightwing are dating, but what about where SuperBat are a known couple and the Justice League believes Nightwing is trying to be a home-wrecker?
Picture Dick just trying to go for a hug from his father because he had a very rough day but instead people keep trying to get between him and Bruce. So he goes for the next best thing… a hug from his favourite hero Superman which also goes wrong
League members thinking Nightwing might be asking for a threesome (which already went horribly wrong the last time another JL member asked—SuperBat was furious and talked about their monogamous closed relationship) and they’re trying so hard to prevent another fight between SuperBat and the Justice League
Nightwing, Batman, and Superman have no clue what’s going on / why the JL is acting so odd
Fics:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So I did add the fics in the comments, but also damn I didn’t see how funny the tags on the reposts are!! Did see some great comments though!
Please don’t forget to credit if you use!
The lovely @murmeloni wrote this fic!!!
Nightwing is a Home-Wrecker
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”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'
unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)
Would have been so funny if All Might had promised to give Izuku OFA after cleaning up the beach and then after Izuku was done, told him “There is no quirk. We just train until we get so ripped that everyone thinks it’s super strength.”
In alternative universe which would be a crossover of my hero academia and one punch man, Toshinori Yagi would be a former student of Saitama.
Toshinori would ask if a quirkless person could become a hero and Saitama would be like:
Saitama: Yes.
Yagi: :D
Saitama: FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS YOU NEED TO DO ONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS, ONE HUNDRED SIT-UPS, ONE HUNDRED SQUATS! THEN A TEN KILOMETER RUN- EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!
Yagi confused & taken aback: ....
Yagi still very motivated: Let's do this.
In this way Yagi began training and became one of the strongest heros and the society belived that he had some sort of super strenght quirk and he simply went with this.
Also Yagi obviously didn't finish his training with Saitama since he still has all of his hair lol.
And Saitama is mad that he's the only bald here.
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 1
Jason: yeah me and B are on ok terms now,
Dick: oh you guys are getting along-?
Jason: well we’re doing ok, I’m not mad at him anymore.
Dick: thought you wanted him to kill the Joker?
Jason: i did, but then like last week i went to the manor and i saw him smash the coffee machine with a hammer because it didn’t fill his mug enough; and i just don’t think he’d be a good killer.
Dick: *light wheeze* because he broke the coffee machine?
Jason: well it was just- *cracked grin* he gets- he gets angry, you know? and he’s not good at self control? like that machine did nothing and he just destroyed it. and i was just thinking about how, like, he decided that adopting kids was an acceptable thing to do, and now he has like eleven of us,
Dick: *silent cackles*
Jason: like he can’t see a kid without thinking ‘wonder if i can draft this one’. i think if we managed to convince him killing was ok it wouldn’t go well. he’d just keep doing it.
Dick: *through laughter* because of no self control?
Jason: yeah, like once he crosses that line he’d probably step over it at any minor inconvenience. he gets addicted and he gets mad at a lot of things.
Dick: so B shouldn’t kill?
Jason: no.
Dick: but you can?
Jason: well i- *wheeze* i have practice honing the rage, i don’t kill for stupid reasons. *pause* apart from that one time.
Dick, audibly amused: what time?
Jason: i sneezed and accidentially pressed the trigger.
Dick: *loud cackles*
Jason: i felt bad, man, like his cat was there-
Dick: *falls off his chair*
Jason: how are you this apathetic.
Dick: is that where Damian’s new cat came from?
Jason: it’s not like i could just leave it there!
Dick: i thought i saw trauma in it’s eyes. it had that wartime stare.
Jason: the blood spattered right across its fur. i had to bathe it.
Dick: Damian thinks it has anxiety
Jason: anxiet- dude it has more than anxiety, it has fucking PTSD-
Dick: *wheezes harder*
