soy

,':) im back and ready to party

[memorycycle]

chews a stalk of wheat pensively. starts daydreaming and eats the whole thinf without noticing. pops another one in my mouth. eats the entire wheat field without noticing

[tytheunicornprincess-deactivate]

Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!

Me, an intellectual:

[zikkimyeyin]

[kumasenpai]

Brah

[fonzworthcutlass]

damn she thicc

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

these pancakes have been to dr. miami

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

damn im tryna slide thru

[sirl33te]

your girl gone to the store and she leaves you alone with these pancakes. what you gonna do?

[disneyc0llections]

[crofesima]

Studio Ghibli movies directed by Hayao Miyazaki

[animetiddy4life]

Visit Original Link

Arguably about 50% of the reason I watched this show.

fdavkjdaffakjnkealnvlfidfnvajklnfdareyuevd

[pyrotechnicstars]

dude in bed: *blinds open suddenly* A

his twin, standing over him with a malevolent smile as the sun washes over them both: 

dude in bed: yeah

his twin: YEAH

[animentality]

you told me what was going to happen and yet I still wasn’t ready

[weloveshortvideos]

[fabforgottennobility]

Post of the Year

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[fiti-vation]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

[flamingstarmie]

amiright or amiright

[nymph-net]

i cant breathe

[tastefullyoffensive]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

This is cute

[intensional]

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

[luigi-board]

A blind man reading the newspaper

[kodaksnacks-blog]

😂😂😂 why he do that poor baby like that

[unwinona]

I just added ten years to my life by watching this

TURN THE SOUND ON JUST DO IT

[theladytrickster]

These things are fuckin lethal man, I went on one a couple years ago and it felt like my legs were just swept out from under me