Slurmp...

Hi I'm Nico and I think that you're really swell (He/him)

[evilvillain123456789]

rolling my penis with a rollingpin during masturbation in an attempt to get as much sperm out of my body before the rapture happens in about… 4 minutes- as my priests warned. crying out in pain, but it soon comes gushing forth. Lying down, panting, bleeding, when suddenly I feel a gust of wind. I see the puddle on the ground shine with a brilliant white light, and rise towards the heavens, but I do not join it

[redpandarascal]

[doggosource]

[beefcliff]

[huffylemon]

[glamidols]

Brian Eno

[riinasawayama]

talk show beauty: by josh wilks for sleek mag, makeup by ana takahashi

[theproblematicblogger]

Me and my friends after we get the vaccine.

[jncos]

i’m still

in a dream

grape eater

[powerfulwizard]

Sid from Toy Story did nothing wrong. He was just a weird artist. It’s not his fault that the toys refused to tell him that they’re sentient beings.

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

need to bring everyone’s attention to something

these are called hoody pets. they are knockoffs of furbies . just thought you should know about them.

and this, is a furdy. they’re difference. so don’t mix them up anymore, OK?

[depsidase]

[puyopuyo]

i just checked the wii forecast channel and it said lightning is going to shock everyone to death

[catbountry]

[tsuyuzakimahiru-deactivated2020]

[shittymoviedetails]

I did my part to defeat racism.

[trytogethappy]

the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel

colorized by me