10 Bioluminescent Organisms That Better Cut That Freaky Shit Out

1998

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[evilsanlang]

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

[evilsanlang]

sorry I felt like lying

[harperssterns]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ohihopeicanchangethislater]

[beemovieerotica]

[redstonedust]

i know this is unhelpful but getting pregnant fixed my stomach issues

i know you didnt mean this as a suggestion but i keep thinking about how fucking funny it would be as one. life hack for sorting out your IBS dont worry about all the brand new problems it'll create for you.

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[charl0ttan]

[segamascott]

[animentality]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[sashaforthewin]

[dogpuppy]