free inform a ti o n

we on an ultralight beam

[lukebechtel]

[naturalvillain]

this me. i like wearing overalls because it makes me feel whole. 

[lukebechtel]

direct correlation between leaving tumblr and getting a gf

[squidwurd]

[shakugan-archive]

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.

[samwwise]

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

[c3po]

ratatouille the ultimate puppet master when u think about it.. frightening how a single rat holds that much power

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

My god…

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s nice I guess. Is that the real ellen let’s go check?

that’s the only two posts on this blog. It’s at least a year old. It doesn’t update ever. They’ve been following me for a year, and just now decided to communicate only these two lines.

I fear for my life.

[hotvampireadjacent]

lets have a little fun today lets give a little love away are words that are going to haunt me forever. this is my roanoke.

[hotvampireadjacent]

This sounds like a bot….but what caused it to suddenly activate after a year? What kind of monarch project activation code….??

[hotvampireadjacent]

It was nice knowing you guys….

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

and now to this day people still think he said it

that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

[y3]

3 Years Later

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Jay-Z released his eighth studio album The Black Album November 14, 2003

[weloveshortvideos]

Lime Green Honda

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: Will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk.”

2: “Are my lights on?”

1: “No, I just wanted to see what you looked like. [stifled laughter] Dude, your car is fucking ugly.”

[weloveshortvideos]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

[mizworldofrandom]

[theweirdwideweb]

[hman]

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

[dinomoder]

Blessed Image

[kimidakewooooo]

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

[cunningcelt]

Reblog to empower the curse of destruction against Trump

[thebootydiaries]

bye im never commenting on my friends’ selfies again 

[lumpydyke]

i cant stop thinking about Scouts Ham Costume ™ from to kill a mocking bird……

she did that