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rendoesthedoodle

comms are open again now that i'm back from vacation! happy to draw for you :3

all info is in the terms on ko-fi and whatnot!

rendoesthedoodle

FORGOT TO ADD THE KOFI LINK AT FIRST LOL. HI

demilypyro

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

sneergone-deactivated20200129

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

jewish-joy

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

jewish-joy

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

feefal

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

feefal

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

#great art

bedrock-to-buildheight

This wingless thing

Lesbians

clap for lesbians

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

bunpoizonz

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

bunpoizonz

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

bunpoizonz

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

t4timekeeper

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

t4timekeeper

seeing people say “sometimes i wish i was a guy but i still want to be a girl too” or vice versa and it’s like YOU CAN!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!!! TAKE MY HAND

jackdignitary

Please help a disabled autistic nonbinary lesbian PoC from dying of liver failure

Hello! To summarize; I did a blood test in April, but when the results came in, it showed that my liver is failing, so I can't get proper treatment and have to get this treated on top of all my other issues... I need to take another blood test on the 24 of july 2026 and need 500$ for my visit to a hepatologist after. I currently can't get a job and is on a waitlist for disability, but this is very urgent as my health is deteriorating rapidly...

I'm trying to get 500$ by the end of july 2026! If you can spare anything, including a few bucks helps, here is my ko-fi! I also have paypal. ([email protected]) If you can't help, I understand, don't worry about it! But please reblog for reach!

Thank you all so much for reading and I appreciate you all!