[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

[bogleech]

when a cartoon character raids a refrigerator and comes out with a big armful of generic food like a whole dangling chain of sausages and an oversized drumstick and entire cheese wheel like nobody in real life really keeps in the refrigerator anymore…that’s what I want. Give me that.

[maniacardigan]

the usa today mania review is invalid because they say that “lyrics have never been fall out boy’s forte”

[piratedgender]

@usatoday pee your pants

[rechords-moved]

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[striders]

[campaignomar-deactivated2014041]

[tommypickles]

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

[capnsoapy]

this might be too woke for some of y’all, but the eric andre show and pop team epic are the exact same show

[turing-tested]

If I’m a Taurus and my bf is a viagra can i be valid by association

your boyfriend is a what now

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

the only topic i am 100% a centrist about is cats vs dogs because they’re both good and theres no argument they both love you so dont fight

[onlytwitterpics]

[melqdrama]

the jonas brothers paved the way for other boy bands. the jonas brothers got rid of the whole idea that choreographed dancing makes a boy band. they played REAL instruments. gave us hit after hit. when you look me in the eyes made every girl age 7-87 swoon. burnin up not only was a summer hit but also started the iconic niley/nelena love triangle. lovebug made every girl from age 7-87 swoon AGAIN. fly with me made us all nick stans for a month. they werent just musicians tho, they were ACTORS, PERFORMERS, and SONGWRITERS as well. gave us camp rock, camp rock 2, jonas, and jonas l.a. their 3D concer experience was a moment in time no one can recreate. nick doing a backhand spring during the instrumental break during Goodnight and Goodbye? bringing big rob out for his verse in burnin up? bringing out water guns and soaking the crowd? they knew how to put on a SHOW. not only did they write their own music from the START but also wrote on demi lovatos debut album. they were the biggest boy band of our generation and it is time for EVERYONE to recognize that.

[falloutyler]

a boyfriend???? in this economy????

[rigginsstreet]

[howelljenkins]

i feel the need to address the fact that we have no idea if percy jackson can change the temperature/phase of water like yeah he can control water but to what extent i must know

[studentlifeproblems]

If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems​

[pacificrim-archive]

black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad

twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane