is drunk gojo the best gojo?
pairings: g. satoru x reader
a/n: ugh im finally writing again lol
warnings: suggestive, mentions of alcohol obviously, references of my previous writing that you can read here before hand if you like, also this is lowk not proofread lmaoo
gojo satoru who comes home at 2 am after an event at jujutsu high, drunk out of his mind. he was sooo bored since you didnât go with him that he even decided to get drunk with nanami and shoko (gojo being the only drunk one in that situation).
getting drunk was better then entertaining elders, right? not for you!
âb-baby..!â you hear him slur out, causing you to shut off the tv and rush into the kitchen from the living room.
you let out a soft sigh, eye twitching slightly as you look at the ridiculously attractive man in front of you: who was now undressing.
âaaahhh thereâs my..â he pauses for a second, cheeks slightly puffed out as he struggles with the button of his blue shirt.
âthereâs my beautiful wife⌠câmon letâs cuddle n.. fuck..â he says with a slight giggle at the end as he walks over to you, leaning in for a kiss and hug but stumbling on top of you in the process.
with gojo attached to your side, you walk over to the fridge, struggling with every step as you grab a bottle of water for him to drink.
ânow whose idea was it to have you drink..?â you mumble to yourself when you catch his 6â3 figure as he trips, slightly struggling to hold him up while he makes kissy lips towards you, water spilling on you during the process.
gojo was a horrible drunk. he had no tolerance for alcohol, period. and if he did drink, one glass was enough to get him drunk.
for the most part, he would choose not to drink at all; hating the bitter taste, so youâre a bit surprised when he came home tonight: extremely intoxicated.
âit was sooo boring without you sugar.. i had nothing better to do! please donât be mad at me..â you feel him slightly sniffle into your nape. if you didnât know better, you wouldâve thought he was actually crying, but youâve been through this with him before. he was also a very overdramatic drunk..
âokay you big baby.. letâs get you dressed and we can cuddle in bed, okay?â you reply with a soft tone of voice, giving into his antics and reassuring him sweetly.
âand fuck?â he asks with blue glossy puppy dog eyes, trying to seduce you as best as he could. he knew you were almost immune to them at this point though.
you roll your eyes slightly as you avert your gaze from him, feeling your face slightly get hot but not wanting to give in to his drunk self. âtomorrow.â
(the last time you had sex with him drunk he just dry humped you thinking he was inside of you.)
he sighs dramatically, lifting his head up from your neck as he fully pulls off his black sunglasses before putting on a large smile on his face, âiâll take it!â
he chuckles like a loud hyena as he drunk-walks with you, slightly poking your cheek at every step you take. if it was possible for him to get any more obnoxious, it would be right now.
âyou know just because iâm..â you groan out annoyed, holding most of his body weight on your shoulder as you try to propel him up the stairs, but he was too focused on poking and squeezing you. â..helping you up the stairs doesnât mean your legs are paralyzed.â
he lets out another obnoxious laugh making you glare at him, as if you were waiting for a dumbass response.âyouâre so sexy when you struggle thou-â
heâs cut off suddenly when you drop him on the stairs, making him cry out theatrically. you let out a little âoops!â in response causing him to wail in âpainâ.
âit was a compliment! i couldâve died from that you know!â he whines out exaggerating his movements as he grabs at your ankles, squeezing them like he was begging for you to help him up.
âawh.. but you look so sexy when you struggle though!â you respond teasingly with a cute pout as you chuckle at his reaction, patting his head and cooing at him, his brows furrowing while he stares up at you. you get your little laugh in then slightly bend down to help pick him up from his spot on the stairs.
âyeah, i know.â he grumbles out with a sour tone of voice, as if he was testing the waters. you lightly loosen your grip on him causing him to have ptsd for a quick second, making him whine âno pleaseâ and âiâm sorry babyâ.
at last, you finally manage to bring him up the stairs of your shared penthouse, releasing your grip on his shoulder and bicep, and letting out a soft sigh.
âand youâre lucky youâre hot..â he whispered silently, thinking only he could hear himself, but thanks to the alcohol senses are all erratic.
âwhat was that, hm? donât forget youâre still in front of the staircase.â you spoke with a wicked tone of voice, making the strongest feel the weakest under your intense motherly stare.
ây-yes maâam.. sorry..â he stares down at the floor ashamed, as he reluctantly avoids your gaze. you were doing your best to take care of him and maybe he was taking advantage of the situation.
you let out another exhausted sigh, pressing your chest against his bicep, and pulling him to the bedroom. laying back on the bed, you emit a soft moan; feeling the soft warmth of the white comforter on your skin. (gojo wants this to be a porno scene so bad btw)
âyou temptinâ me?â he questions with a slight drunk cocky smirk, leaning over to whisper in your ear. he slightly unbuckles his belt on his black slacks with one hand, staring down at you with hungry eyes as the other hand goes to cup your cheek. you were surprised he actually managed to get his pants off this time!
âs-satoru.. itâs too late baby..â you mumble out, your words coming out more as a moan since you find yourself melting into his touch. he lightly kisses at your neck, making you whine at every touch of your body he makes.
while kissing him back passionately, you taste a mixture of alcohol and sugar on his tongue. every slight pant of his name just urged him to continue even more. he slid his hands through your shirt; cupping your breasts with his warm hands causing you to moan softly.
he lifts up your shirt fully and latches the bud of your nipple into his mouth as he cups your cunt through your shorts. you were gripping at his snow-white hair, pleasure filling your veins, before you hear soft snores fill your ears.
âoh my god.â you gasp under your breath at the sight, snorting loudly as you look at him fully passed out on your chest. he still had your nipple latched in his mouth, hand still cupped on your shorts as heâs fully fast asleep. the view itself.. was honestly better then sex..
seeing this sight.. no, being able to make fun of him with this sight, is the best thing you could ever ask for.
you smile devilishly as you grab your phone through your pocket, opening your camera. you snapped the photo of the blessed sight, thinking of ways you were gonna make fun of him for it in the morning..
âoh youâre in for a long ride tomorrow pretty boy.. the hangover isnât gonna be the only thing hurtin..â
bonus! (references of my last writing read here if you donât understand!)
âughh baby⌠my hangover is killing me here!â your overly dramatic husband groans out as he hugs against your body, rubbing his head against your plush chest as a stress reliever.
âmm.. itâs what you get for trying to have a âdrinking challengeâ with shoko and nanami of all people.â you hum slightly as you play with his hair, scratching his undercut just how he likes it.
gojo nods contently in response before looking back at you with a slight confused expression, âhowâd you find out? shoko told you? snitch.. she always tries to make me look so uncool..â
your lips curve into a slight smile as you giggle sweetly at the slight slur of shokoâs name. âoh honey.. i already saw the most uncool side of you last night anyways.â
âeh?â he tilts his head with a dumbfound expression as he watches you shut off your phone, staring up to realize you have an extremely evil smile on your face, one that makes him tremble in fear.
as the click of you opening your phone catches his attention, he gapes at the sight of your wallpaper. the photo you took of him last night.. with your nip-
âwhat the fuck is that?â his eyes widen as his tone is stern while he stares at the wallpaper dumbfounded, then back at you. he tries to grab the phone from your grasp friskily, his ego crushing more and more at every movement. âdelete that right now.â
you let out a loud snicker as you move the phone around his hands so he canât grasp it easily. before you could speak again he pins you against the bed, your hands above your head.
âiâm not deleting it unless you delete that whipped cream photo. that was payback, pervert.â you stick your tongue out at him while you stare at his playful annoyed facial expression.
âno way! that whipped cream photo was a rare gem. besides, itâs my number one go-to photo when i jerk off during overseas miss-â heâs cut off once more, letting you flip him over so your now on top of him as you cover his mouth with your palm.
âthatâs why Iâm not deleting my rare gem either! how often is the strongest sooo vulnerable towards me that heâd pass out on top of me with my nipple in his-â
âdonât you dare finish that sentence.â he cuts you off as his brows furrow deeper, making you cackle in his palm.
âi could sue you for taking a photo of me unconsensually by the way!â oh he was a big fat hypocrite.
â..so could i, satoru..â you mutter out slightly tilting your head at his stupidly cute words.
he puts a hand on his chin stroking it for a long second as you get off of on top of him and plop down next to him, staring at him lovingly as you both start laughing with each other. it was dumb moments like this that really made you realize that you both loved each other so much, and would do anything for each other. you both were just two idiots in love.
âiâm still not deleting the whipped cream photo.â
âand iâm still not deleting my submissive drunk satoru photo.â
gojo groans out as he pulls you on top of him again, the sexual tension that has been filling the room from the start finally breaking.
âwe should end arguments fucking more often.. yâknow?â he pants out as he breaks the kiss with another stupid comment causing you to kiss him back for more, eagerly.
âdonât ruin the moment, again.â
a/n: sorry ive literally been sooo lazy to write but season 2 got me a lil bit more excited lol! hope u enjoyed this đđ
